"Just did a set where I accidentally roasted a guy who was actually the venue’s owner. Now I’m either getting a lifetime of free tacos… or a restraining order. Win-win #ComedyNightFail #VenueOwnerRoast"

"Just bombed a joke about Excel spreadsheets at the comedy club—turns out accountants do have a sense of humor… they just laugh after the math checks out. #StandUpSquad #ComedyNightFail"