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This is my life. #receptionistproblems

RT @anonymouspython: someone left their window open and now there's a fly in the office and heads. will. roll. #receptionist #officeproblems

Someone I’ve been on the phone with a lot recently: FedEx. •chipper hold music.•repetitive .•short wait times.6/10.#holdmusicratings

Hey @anonymouspython, Thank you for the follow!.

@clorox says their wipes won’t be fully back in stock until 2021 and you can literally see all the office managers start preparing for the Hand Wipes Hunger Games

Once Upon a Midnight 🔗 by AnonymousPython. The room was thick and wet with tension. Orange light from candle-lit chandeliers flickered across his face, distorting his shadow into shape shifting beasts with elongated noses and round black eyes. She l….

@anonymouspython 8/10 we'll take it! 🎵🎶 #whobut - WB.

Ah the holiday season. Suddenly I’m an expert on addressing mail to Thailand. #holidaycards #HolidaysAreComing.

Hold music rating - @WBMasonCo: quite lovely. No talking, which is my preference. Decent quality sound. 8/10. #receptionlife #officelife.

This #covid19 situation has this receptionist working from home and u know what that means? More hold music ratings.

WFH quarantine life really brings out the truth. Like who in the office knows the proper use of the “reply all” button. #covid19 #officeprobs.

Please note, singing loudly in Italian will not make me hold the elevator when I’m 2 floors away from my lunch break. #officelife #receptionist #lunchtimeismytime.

RT @anonymouspython: My favorite regular caller is from Louisiana. I can always count on his dulcet Cajun drawl to brighten my day. #receptionist #receptionlife.

RT @anonymouspython: Phone: *doesnt ring for 3 hours*.Me: ah yes I’ll just put away this box of 12 reams of paper.Phone: *4 separate calls come in at the same time*.#receptionist #officeproblems.

RT @anonymouspython: I think I’ll start an emotional support group for the two people drinking two k pods each of dark roast at 4pm. #areyouokay #receptionist #officeprobs.

RT @anonymouspython: Me: *freezing for 4 hours*.Office Radiator: *starts clacking*.Me: YEAH ABOUT TIME.Coworker, rounding the corner: . were you talking to me?.#officeproblems #coldoffice #receptionist.

RT @anonymouspython: Please note, singing loudly in Italian will not make me hold the elevator when I’m 2 floors away from my lunch break. #officelife #receptionist #lunchtimeismytime.

@apple has some of the best hold music I've come across in awhile. Nice mashup of pop music and instrumental, no talking. Bad quality though, so that brings them down a bit. 8/10 #holdmusicratings #receptionistlife.