harimohan
@harimohan
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Karan Johar is flooded with requests for the special brand of coffee which restores virginity to his guests. First requestor - Sunny Leone.
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"When a guy is walking funny:.10% He's injured. 90% He's trying to unstick his balls from his leg.".
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Thats how we beat our opponents:"Sammy claims Windies team was distracted by `media frenzy` over Sachin's retirement http://t.co/ex2ogZFjxf".
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वैसे तो एक म्यान में दो तलवार नहीं रह सकती लेकिन अब अब जेल के सेल में दो तलवार रहेंगे। #AarushiTalwar.
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"Nothing is more ego-shattering than when you're drinking with a girl and she's still sober while you're already puking".
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'So, that's why it's called Google!' and other surprising tech name origins http://t.co/we4sSxkM5Y".
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Apple to release a new product to honour Sachin Tendulakar called -. ' i-La '.
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Poll: Tendulkar's best ODI innings | Cricket News | Sachin Farewell | ESPN Cricinfo http://t.co/GCersVrF44.
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And with the help of that single six. Rohit Sharma has now more test 6(s) than Jonathan Trott" #indvswi.
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A Tendulkar tribute on Adrian Sutil's force india car for the Indian Grand Prix.#masterblaster
http://t.co/NI8nOKpBi0.
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Anytime four Kanpuria get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. #Kanpur.
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@atulkasbekar if u hit the zym hard for few days. sachin! u will be the next Arnold in the making. .
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it is d time whn people mst knw how the word FUCK came in existence. In old england whn people wantd 2 hv sex,thy hd 2 ask 2 king.(Continu.).
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(2). then king wud supply a notice 2 hang on der door whn thy had sexual relationship.(Continued. ).
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(3). the notice read."Fornication Under Consent of the King"(F.U.C.K).Ths is d origin of d word.
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