Everything in this life comes down to meat, cheese, and bread. Am I right

I just got a hug from the Grinch and Lucas got the finger. What could this mean for the New Year?

IF SOMEONE CANT LEGALLY BELONG TO THE PHYSICAL LAND THEY ARE BORN ON SHOULD THEY BE STATELESS?! FUCK YOUR STUPID FUCKING HATEFUL ASS TRUMP AND ALL OF YOU GOING AFTER BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP, fuck you real bad

#MLKDay

It is ALWAYS the bathrooms that don’t need these things that are the ones that have them am I right or am I right

In my last Airbnb, I left unused oil and rice for the next budget traveler. In this Airbnb, someone I never met left pasta and oil for the next adventurer to come through and use. I’ve noticed this cycle of travelers caring for one another in more ways than one 🤗

Que orgullo siento de Benito y su liderazgo 🥲🇵🇷 👏🏼

https://t.co/lhztxgD40r

Nothing like going to bed with gas pains so bad in your chest that you think it’s all over

Give my sis her Oscar 😭😭😭😭

Electronic music is a plague taking over the globe and I will die on this lonely hill

Hilarious, offensive Tweets make it feel a bit better tho, y’all are so brilliant and funny

Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden debate

I realized what’s eventually going to be the thing to make me stop wanting full-time travel — all the goodbyes 🥺. Life is full of them, but a traveler’s life even more. Mi corazoncito no aguanta.

U.S. politics is more of a fucking joke than ever and while I probably shouldn’t allow these stupid ass bull shit party performances to affect me this much, I feel sick to my stomach and pretty depressed about the whole thing.

Ran it BACK and BACK and BACK and BACK and BACKKKKK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Happened bc I ordered a double espresso and am too lit to Pop Out set rn 🤪🤪🤪🤪

I did not just spell a reporter's name wrong in the first email and then also spell it wrong in a different way in the second email I immediately sent to correct it.... FUCK!!🤦‍♀️ Dios. This coffee isn't hitting right. Send a third? Nah... She's kinda a big shot. Dammit.

People give me the ick soooooo fast with their tipping habits and tipping comments And I know in the U.S. it’s ridiculous sometimes, I don’t mean in the ridiculous way

If u start the sentence w/ I'm not racist, but... something really real really racist is about to come out of ur mouth

If I hear the word chicks one more time…