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Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄

@haploz99

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JournalistπŸ“/Filmmaker🎬/Media ConsultantπŸ“ΈπŸ“½/TV Producer πŸ“Ί/Knowledge EnthusiastπŸ“š/ Football Agent @FIFAcom ⚽️/Aspiring Diplomat 🀝 & Global Impact Director☝️

Kumba Kwangu 🏚 !!
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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@haploz99
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Run it back pronto !!!! πŸ€—
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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Ole’s at the wheel! We can confirm that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been appointed as #MUFC manager.
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Dream dinner 🍽 πŸ˜…
@oozn
onur ozcan
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turkish airlines....... economy class
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@haploz99
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πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“
@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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I just love how delusional folks are about Ruben Amorim, time will definitely tell that he isn't an elite manager, this isn't playing against Santa Clara Azores or Estrela Amadora !!!
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@haploz99
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On the Move? Rumour has it that Warriors striker Bonne is wanted by Marumo Gallants in South Africa πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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@haploz99
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Lots of idiotic discourse flies around even from some folks we know grew up struggling, but hey, what do I know? πŸ™Œβ˜οΈβ˜οΈβ˜οΈ
@Makomborerol
JIGGA 🦍
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Munhu ane dollar chete womuti tenga roll on than chingwa. You’re speaking from a point of privilege
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Marian Marinica when I catch you, 🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬!!!!!
@MotherwellFC
Motherwell FC
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Picking up where he left off πŸ‘Š Moving onto 14 goals in all competitions for the season. @tawandajethrooo
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@haploz99
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My mother making sure I go back to my house after the holidays with some of the groceries my siblings bought !! πŸ˜„
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Blackhawk down 🚁!!
@SilentlySirs
SilencedSirs◼️
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In 1993, πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the United States tried to play global police in Somalia, just like it later did with Maduro, using the same elite Delta Force! But the Somalis weren’t an easy target… the result? πŸ”» 18 Delta soldiers killed including two of the top U.S. snipers πŸ”» 70 wounded πŸ”»
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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One thing I have really liked about AFCON 2025 is it being played over the holidays, and most of our politicians are at home with their families and glued on the telly, I hope their kids have told them how shameful it is that we don't have half decent stadiums in the country!!
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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And how am I going to cause that? By asking the financial reflections of the league, just like that like I have a magic wand? I really hope I can have that influence in this industry, mate πŸ™!!
@ndoitwa_R_
R_oyal Rambo
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This is good and bad, muchakonzeresa mainflated transfers asina basa apa!
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Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Mamelodi Sundowns just signed a striker for USD $3,5 million (56 million Rands) This amount could be a 10-year budget for a Zimbabwean Premier Soccer League team, Do Zim football transfer fees hit the USD 100k mark? πŸ€”πŸ€—πŸ€­
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Golazo du Tawanda Jethro Maswanhise ⚽️ πŸ”₯
@haploz99
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Tawanda Maswanhise starts for Motherwell, Tawanda Chirewa on the bench for Wolves and Marvellous Nakamba, nowhere to be found at Luton !!
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Tawanda Maswanhise starts for Motherwell, Tawanda Chirewa on the bench for Wolves and Marvellous Nakamba, nowhere to be found at Luton !!
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@haploz99
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@Solyricon
Solyricon
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Not a single ex texted me Happy New Year.. the world is healing.
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😁
@Gee_SK
Uncle Gerald
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Stadium wrap 2025 ?
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@haploz99
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Tailors are a menace everywhere in the world. It's like they exist on some unwritten code. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@thomasmlambo
Thomas Mlambo
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Lol, the DRC team apparently got their tailored suits after the group stages because tailors took their time 😭
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Just reminded me of how much booze I left in Pretoria a few months back because I wanted to dash to the airport, a half full bottle of wine 🍷, 3 quarts of Hunters Gold, 2 Quarts of Windhoek and 4 cans of Guaranna 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@PhiriTofara
ManFromNyasaland
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benefits of managing an AirBnB team rinosiyawo ma coolayoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Hie Enzo, I hear you just recently become unemployed my brother. The world of unemployment is very tough, and I hope you had saved enough, Should I find any vacancies as I also look for my next job, I will share with you. Yours unemployed too Tatenda ❀️ XOXO
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Am I the only one who prefers using Ivory Coast because I can not spell Cote de vhwaaaaaaa? πŸ˜…
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@haploz99
Tate the Football Agent πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡§πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺπŸ‘΄
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Before I post a picture of myself, is anyone here in a relationship with me? 🀭
@Wizarab10
Sir Dickson
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Single people, post your picture and introduce yourself. Connect with each other and make it rain relationship and marriage next year.
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