Hannibal Roda
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Head Varsity Football Coach at L’Anse Creuse High School-North.
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I guess now that the cat is out of the bag...
I am proud to finally announce I’ve accepted the Head Varsity Football Coach position at L’Anse Creuse North high school. It’s time to get to work, Crusader Nation!
#UncommonMen
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Never thought the day would come a former teammate passes away. Still at a loss for words..
RIP, Dood. Thanks for the memories, for being a great teammate, and may you Rest In Peace demon free. Don't cause too much of a ruckus with the big man in the sky.
Wow.
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RIP, Czapski.
You were a great mentor as a student and a boss. A big reason I now work in education as you pushed me when I was in the business college track.
Rest In Peace and pain free. Your impact helped 1,000’s of lives.
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Oh, Lordy. We've got a keyboard warrior on our hands, Folks. And the best fact is my DAD is anti-teachers carrying firearms. LOL. Words are mean n stuff. :)
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Huge shoutout to the LC Athletic Boosters for purchasing heads that are legal for our kids! Helping kids who can't afford sticks get the chance to play.
#growthegame
@warriorlax
@Warrior
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It’s been an honor sharing the field with you gentlemen,
@UMDearbornMLAX
. The growth we made as a program and friendships are something I’ll cherish for life. Thanks for letting me be your captain for three years. Love you all 💔
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THE JUG IS HOME!!!!! GO LC!!!
Thought it was a drought...but for the first time since 2011... LC beats LCN!! LANCERS WIN!!!
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38 kids showed up this morning for our first 5:45am lift. Quite a few had varsity athletic events tonight and all were dressed properly.
Things are changing here at LCN.
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I really shouldn't watch porn this late at night.
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The
@WHACAthletics
All-Conference lacrosse teams are a joke.
How does a team go 20-0, win the league, and have only two first team All-Conference players?
How does a team that finished fifth not have one player on either team?
Interesting 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Need Crusader Nation to send their prayers/thoughts/positive vibes for the student-athlete from Tower that was injured tonight.
#MoreThanSports
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"Mr.Roda, do you have any kids?"
Nope!
"Do you have a wife?"
Nope!
"Well, find one and then you can adopt me because I don't have a daddy or a mommy"
Jesus Christ... talk about heartbreaking.
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First program win against a top ten team!!!! Let's go, Blue! So proud of my teammates, coaches, and managers tonight! Great TEAM win!
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Pre-schooler today: “Mr.Woda, my brother’s names are Marquise and Donald. Donald was just born.”
That’s awesome, ___! Mr.Roda’s real name is Donald!
Pre-Schooler: “Mr.Woda! Don’t lie! Your name is Mr.Woda. Lying isn’t nice. Silly.”
Happy Friday.
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12 hours from now we are live
@LCN_FB
! Start hydrating NOW!
For many across the state, this will be the start to the last year of their football playing days. Leave it all out there, have fun, embrace the grind, and, most importantly, make lifelong memories!
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My kindergarteners can't pronounce "R" so they're calling me "Mr. ohda" and it's honestly so precious I might have a heart somewhere.
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90 strong for conditioning today!
Big shout out to three of our college alumni:
@e_breitenbeck
@PeeryReese
and
@AndrewLowe2023
for coming out and running with the kids!
@CWRUFootball
@KzooFootball
@Northwoodfball
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Day One in the books! One step better today.
Strength in numbers, 17 days until kickoff!
@LCN_FB
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Wallet is in Detroit, Car is in Dearborn, I'm in Harrison Township, and I lost my dignity somewhere in Downtown Detroit.
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How to explain to Kindergarten students what your weekend consisted of....?
"Well, Mr.Roda went to a cool festival with tons of people wearing costumes and green things! He got up really early and stayed up really late! It was fun!"
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Exciting things are happening at LCN; makes me excited for this year and the future!
#GoCrusaders
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Right before this picture we were told it was a cash bar. I think you can tell from all of the male’s facial expressions we weren’t happy:
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Clowns are running the city and we have a billionaire looking at complete control of our country... When is Batman going to save the day?
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North on 3, Family on 6!
Great start tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen!!!
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I don’t get why HS athletes now feel the need to post anytime they get an “offer” from a school.
What happened to humility?
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"Mr.Roda grow a beard you'd look cool!"
Well, class, I think so, too! Sadly, Mr.Roda has been trying for 24 years now.
#facepalm
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Somewhere behind the athlete you've become, the hours of practice and the coaches who have pushed you is a little kid who fell in love with the game and never looked back... play for them.
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I ate 25 pieces of pizza today in one sitting. I've never been more proud/ashamed at the same time in my life.
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I'm going to the bar with my grandmother and father at 6:30am tomorrow for St.Patty's day.. This is escalating quickly.
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Dave and Chuck the Freak make the ride to work so much better
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For the love of God, no mater how cool you think it might be, don’t experiment with hard drugs. You never know what you’re getting yourself into. Too many people gone too soon.
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Commitments for college are starting to come through our
@LCN_FB
2024’s.
Certainly most proud of the multi-sport commitments.
Our staff has pushed multi-sport athletes since we arrived at LCN. It opens doors, makes athletes more marketable, and prepared for the real world!
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Logan talked to my dad before I got home from Faster Horses. I walked in the door and the first thing my dad says to me is “sinner”.
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Your circle really does get smaller as you get older. It is what it is.
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Tonight I got both a bus driver and Lyft driver's number. I'd say life is going well. 10/10.
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Never thought I'd see the day where I'd have to say:
"Please stop rapping "Gucci Gang" by Lil Pump in the hallway, young man."
... to a second grader.
I need to write a book at this point.
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Note to self: don't leave your school pics anywhere Hodge can find them.
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“3 minutes and then you’re done”
Student: “that’s what she said”
.... uh, well played.
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BURN THE BOATS!🗡️
Varsity earned their first win of 2023!
53-6 over Sterling Heights!
🗡️
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Bartending a grad party tonight and I hope these moms like their drinks on the strong side
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Hey dad, we having practice tomorrow?
"Yes, unless the kids sell their fundraising goal. If they do, we start our St.Patty's Day celebration at 6:00am"
What.
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I’m like a five with a shirt off and an eight in a suit, tbh.
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32 kids showed up for our free youth lacrosse camp at L’Anse Creuse!!!! :)
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I JUST GOT TICKETS TO BLINK 182 AND I'M SO EXCITED OMG OMG OMG.
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It’s amazing that it only takes 37 beers on a Wednesday night to realize how much of a jackass you are
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My grandma was not thrilled when Logan and I showed up almost an hour late, pulling from our flasks, as we walked up to take the family pictures. Really shocked
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Honestly sucks given the circumstances but it was great to see all the love from our LC people today. Love you all.
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Damn it, we’re building something special at LCN. I can’t wait until we get to the regular season with this group of kids we have.
#allin
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Pleased to announce I've officially came out of retirement and have signed my NLI with the University of Michigan-Dearborn
#GoBlue
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It’s sad that my father talked me into going to Faster Horses today.
See ya soon, Infield.
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It’s like couples retreat day out here with these boats and there’s Hannibal; Sitting, gassing beers, and chirping at everyone.
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Boat update four: Don is walking around to his boat Friends asking if they couldn’t afford the rest of their pants because their shorts aren’t mid thigh.
Guys, I’m related to a 52 year old frat star.
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Officially a 24 year old redshirt senior! So stoked to have another year with the boys!
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@CoachRegalado
Lacrosse is better if offered: creative thinking, contact, conditioning, and similar athletic movements to football.
That being said, it doesn’t matter what kids do as long as they do something! Multi-sport athletes foe the win.
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The couple at the wedding I’m bartending at walked down the aisle to Forever by Chris Brown.. Jim and Pam, man. Jim and Pam.
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Well, I woke up on Andrew’s front porch at 5:30 with a black eye this morning. Happy Memorial Day weekend??
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The score isn’t indicative of how this program played. They battled all night, and we turned a corner as a program. To say I’m proud is an understatement.
LCN Varsity football loses a hard fought battle to PHN, 23-9. We are back in action, next week, at LCN vs Mott. #🗡️🗡️🗡️
@MIPrepZoneMD
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For the first time in my life, I threw up at an athletic event.
I ate 25 pieces of pizza today in one sitting. I've never been more proud/ashamed at the same time in my life.
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Monday keeps getting better:
@LCN_FB
Honorable Mention Academic All-State as a program for the second straight year!
Super proud of our program and their continued growth!!
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Have a I hit “old man strength”? I Deadlifted 405 in jeans today because our kids said
@Rodaa33
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Tragedy can do two things:
1) Bring people closer together and realize we’re all humans.
2) Draw further diversionary lines.
Multitude of things going on right now in the world… if it tells us all anything: love on your friends, family, and strangers a little bit more.
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Need help picking my hairstyle out for team/individual pics:
Cornrows Fav
Mullet RT
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So proud of our kids for buying in not only to the football aspects of our program- but, the academic and communities pieces as well.
This is well deserved!
Hard work in the classrooms has paid off for our 2022 Varsity Team!
Honorable Mention: Academic All-State TEAM Award.
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Crashed at my mother's house last night and guess who's rocking an old school Hollister shirt with Aeropostale sweats? Long live the pooka shell necklace!
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Big shout out to our trainer, Morgan, from
@HealthQuest_PT
Macomb, for stretching/active recovering the program after a long first week. Week one down, first game is approaching quickly!
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Well, after seeing all of my kids the last two days the general consensus behind my black eye are two things:
1) my girlfriend(s) got mad at me and punched me for being “mean”.
2) I was messing around on the west side (of Detroit) and got jumped because I’m white.
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When you pour everything into something the defeat hurts that much more. Words can’t express the pride I have in how our kids played tonight and this year! The future is bright!
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@GovWhitmer
Good to see! Now, let’s start figuring out how we can avoid cutting 20-25% from Ed. Budget.
Because, if/when that happens, we will never recover. Guaranteed.
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Let’s build on the foundation!
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If you’re not promoting multi-sport athletes: you’re doing a disservice to your students’ life experience beyond the classroom.
The reality is, majority will not go on to play collegiate athletics, and many not even to college in general.
Why make them choose?
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We have a physics teacher on staff and crazy Thunder/Lightning right now...
Explaining to the kids the importance of structure and not lifting their stick in the air during a storm.
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A max day can really bring a program together.
Lot of positive energy last night as we closed out phase one of our off-season.
Looking forward to what phase two will bring as we approach the 2023 season!
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No respect for those who can just quit and walk out on their team.
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Can anyone explain to me what a cross check is in Michigan High School lacrosse anymore???
It’s hard to coach what not to do when it seems it’s not a call very often in the game any longer.
Not complaining, just genuinely concerned at the lack of clarity.
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"Mr.Roda do you have a six pack? You look like you do!" Okay, found my new favorite delusional child.
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