dress, slut!, imgonnagetyouback, fresh out the slammer, false god, i think he knows, call it what you want, glitch, I don’t wanna live forever, i can see you, so it goes…

Girls don’t want therapy they want a 10 minute version of this song

take me back to the days when the worst news I’d see is that taylor swift played my favorite song as a surprise song at a show I wasn’t at

#cope

noah kahan do you not want me at this tour be honest

I am genuinely so over this.

maybe noah kahan tickets are the friends we made along the way

i would love for once in my life to be less than 1000 in a ticketmaster queue

not looking at a single instagram story today bc of i see a single person i know share their noah kahan tickets i am going to commit a crime

noah kahan TRUST i WILL be in the same room as YOU in TORONTO or PITTSBURGH

fuck ticketmaster forever

so we gave our personal and biometric data for presale access to not even get through the queue 🥲 bring back fan verification @NoahKahan pleeeeease

why does buying concert tickets feel like going to war

happy noah kahan presale day, may the odds be ever in your favor 🤟🏼

i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert i will get to see noah kahan in concert

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

this is proof that the patriots were not super bowl material and are simply there because of their easy schedule

bad bunny my shaylaaaaaa

LADY GAGA TEASING THIS AT THE GRAMMYS WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD

should’ve been you today 💔