Marc Hallworth
@hallworthmarc
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Yet another comedian in Toronto. Job anyone?
Toronto
Joined May 2011
"I just punched my boss in the face and BOY are my arms FIRED!"
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Soho House Toronto was buzzing with creativity at Peggy's 27 Under 27 Auction! We celebrated the incredible talent of a handpicked selection of 27 under 27 emerging artists. Couldn't make it to the event? Not to worry, you can still join the bidding war on the app until Feb 6!
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@peggy @hallworthmarc well done MC’ing this gem of an event! 🏅
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17-Year-Old Lab Student Somehow Trusted With Two-Million Dollar Machine by @hallworthmarc
https://t.co/Bbu7rzai6V
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I didn't cook fish until my SECOND lockdown of Birdemic. #GutsForLaughs
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I used to work on a double-decker bus and this would happen three times a season. #GutsForLaughs
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This is where Lord of the Rings got the line "the Eagles are coming." #GutsForLaughs
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I bet the mom is just a bunch of birds in a skin suit. #GutsForLaughs
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I think this kitchen scene is also green screen. #GutsForLaughs
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This date scene is actually a commercial for DeVry. #GutsForLaughs
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I'm loving the snacks at Guts this month. The chips, the candies, the...birdseed? Wait what?- #GutsForLaughs
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I love how we didn't see "the big sale" but we saw eleven minutes of driving. #GutsForLaughs
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This movie's moving too slowly to be called Night Of The Lepus. It should've been called Night Of The Crawl-us. (Ryan's one beer got me fuuucked up!) #gutsforlaughs
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That orange carrot-coloured car is fucked. #gutsforlaughs
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Tommy, would you rather fight 100 rabbits or watch Brayden fuck one lion-sized rabbit? #gutsforlaughs
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They should've thrown MDMA in the rave-hole. #gutsforlaughs
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Can Ryan get ME a Sapporo? That guy rules! #gutsforlaughs
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That'd be clever if they give the Lepus lupus! #gutsforlaughs
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This movie's pretty slow and I figured we had time to discuss this: can we get an update on Yaz' falafel? How was it!? #gutsforlaughs
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