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Case settled. I’m putting the note on her door tomorrow as I move out of the building for good. As suggested, I think I’ll write something like “I know” with a drawing of two stick figures boinking
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lol I did it. I said “woah man I just got a bold whiff of BO” and then he smelled his pits and was like “could be better, you right. you a real one for that” and then we laughed and it wasn’t that serious. Still smells though😭
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I find it funny that some people are so pressed at me for potentially exposing a cheater… like “it’s none of your business” when all I said is it would be funny to put a note under the door that says “I know what you did” lmao calm down
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while the wife is certainly cheating, I can’t lie and say I’m not a bit skeptical about the husband’s so called “business trip” ☕️
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decided that the entire point of my life is to be silly and really weird
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Good morning- just had a 500 pound man fall on me on the subway and it took 4 ppl to help him off me.
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me with the eclipse today because I don’t want to ruin my perfect 20/20 vision
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In another news, I just saw Dune 2 and that shit was wild
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call Sydney Sweeney a bad actor all you want, but you can’t deny she’s a PR genius for plunging her titties out everywhere she goes. I support it! Get em girl.
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my 22 yr old cousin thought she was just gaining weight and had PCOS so that’s why she wasn’t getting her period the last 8 months, and she even took a bunch of pregnancy tests that came out negative, but she just found out she’s had a cryptic pregnancy and is due in 2 weeks ??!
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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Comment your current favorite feel good song please and thanks! In the mood to make a playlist/need to distract myself from my silly little nonstop emo noggin head asshole brain fucker
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feeling really silly right now (extremely mentally unstable)
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one thing about me is I’m going to be cozy. at all times. In all places
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where are my fellow enfp’s at
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If you don’t gag a little bit when you brush your teeth you’re not brushing them good enough
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wish these
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ass bots would LEAVE ME ALONE im tired
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Am I the only one that thought giant, like really big, venus flytraps existed? The biggest one to exist is only 2.4 inches.
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Same thing applies to other things but we’re not going to talk about that
If you don’t gag a little bit when you brush your teeth you’re not brushing them good enough
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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