i am not kidding i just found a park at UQ after ONE HOUR of driving around looking fuck this stupid campus

what malevolent corporate entity is behind Big Acai

post rally meeting in a park next to the comicon placidly observed by many brightly coloured anime characters and spidermen

i was trapped in a loop of corridors that all looked like this and emerged out a door id never even seen before. most normal hartley teakle experience

side effect of being in a bum degree UQ doesn’t care about is i get trapped in the Hartley Teakle Dimension for at least 5 minutes every week

the council knows when i’m getting on the bus feeling a little bit nauseous and assigns their most unhinged suicidal bus driver to my route specifically

me

got into fight with brother in law recently and he got so mad that i was winning the fight he tried to ask chat gpt how to win the fight in front of me

seeing people my age do early 2000s nostalgia posting is so awesome. like i KNOW you were literally 3 years old. what could you possibly be nostalgic for. plastic blocks? shitting yourself? get real

looped the useless hammer loop of my jorts onto the arm of a cafe chair, struggled to detach it and thought to myself wow that probably looked really stupid, sat down and immediately re-looped myself, being gen z is humiliating

For some time, Victorian Socialists has had people asking when they are going to establish parties in other parts of Australia. That time has come. Join today at https://t.co/5CTsHYJxzk.

as soon as you try to sew anything you never stop wanting garment company CEOs to spontaneously combust

radical redistribution of raffle prizes now (i didn’t win)

everyone has to say hello to me before i leave melbourne. i look like this so you know who to say hello to

my team of brilliant dedicated social workers is probably (we’ll see) being made redundant because of labor’s NDIS changes and the fucking union won’t stop pestering me to vote labor to protect community and disability workers

a month ago i sold a paper to a self-proclaimed witch who emphatically said she was going to hex peter dutton’s campaign. i didn’t believe her at the time, and even had a little laugh at her expense. i’m sorry, Witch, i should have never doubted you

i don’t think i’m cut out for employment i got told there is a chance i might be made redundant sooner or later and i immediately went home to cut my own bangs

i assure you a podcast has not prepared you for real life dead people

currently on a campus where there’s oodles of criminology students. you ask them why they wanted to study crim, and the good ones say some shit about helping people (?) but soooo many of them say ‘oh because i love true crime’ excuse me ? psycho

keep having dreams where i butter my phone like a slice of bread ……… what does it mean