in a patch review i accidentally wrote i.e.g instead of i.e. or e.g. and honestly, this should be a thing, i'm just goina go with it.

why do laptops that are low battery refuse to turn on when the power is plugged, but will turn on if you yank the cord long enough for Dell (or whatever) to show?

btw i asked deepseek-r1:1.5b this and I couldn't even get it to agree birds came from dinosaurs.

I've thought about it and decided it was the egg, that came before the chicken not the other way around. Apparently all birds are direct descendants of theropods (dinosaurs), and they laid eggs. the animals in the eggs evolved to birds slowly by germ line mutations.

todays mood:

i hate how it's not valid json to leave trailing comma on lists

public service announcement: always map compose to right ctrl, not right alt. this way alt-. works in bash to add last argument of previous command to edit buffer. Credit to @hoegsberg for teaching me this trick eleventy billion years ago.

thought running through my head today: Is this guy for real? Or is he just trying to get fired so he can leave with a severance package?

there's this ad i kept seeing for a scrolling game where you fight monsters and one day installed it on a whim. turns out the scrolling game is just minigame in this massive online rpg and you can only play it intermittently after spending hours building your simcity monarchy.

wtaf. WAS SHE ABUSIVE TO A STAFFER WHO IS GETTING REVENGE? Is this a deep fake? why is @TheDemocrats letting @VP drunk dial twitter with the fancy cameras

i have this cool keyboard that's small, but still feels spacious when typing... The entire surface is also a touchpad. it's great but it's too flat, so i glued a glue on it to give it an angle (also some foam scraps, so the keyboard doesnt slide)

now that the Ray distributed compute framework is fairly popular, i keep seeing threads and slack messages about it and i keep getting momentarily confused

get it, only in jest . ah nevermind

nice

my kid asked me if i believed in the 5 second rule with food on the floor and I replied "Only ingest"

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is it just me or are the hazbin hotel songs like unusually good? like an atypical style that transcends genre

wtf did i get conscripted?

This is the most sketchy hand sanitizer I've ever seen. It apparently comes by the gallon, it's only like ~3/4's strength and it proudly broadcasts that it's economical. How can an antiseptic not be sterile?

okay i did it: