Mariah Douglas
@halfbuttoned1
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I write about nerdity and nudity. Burlesque with Star Wars? Oh yeah. @Playboy @Fodor's @MensHealth @Giddy
Joined May 2018
I used to work with a woman who sent out all-office emails announcing that it was sandal season and we all needed to make sure our feet weren't hideous. Ah, Yelena-- thank you for the wisdom. #Coworkers #nails
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If your girlfriend sends you a nude, don’t show it to your wife without asking her. Don’t go overboard with the details of a date if your partner isn’t ready or is just generally unwilling to hear it. #polyamory #glassonion
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Compassion is needed here.
PLEASE HELP: This is Elihana Cruz Torres, one of the victims of the Uvalde massacre. Her dad is incarcerated for a drug-related offense. He received the last letter from her on Friday May 20. Thursday afternoon he found out of her passing and his compassionate release was denied.
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Agreed-- that dishonesty is seen as preferable boggles my brain.
People will swear up and down they could never be polyamorous and then cheat on their partner. It's like "I can date more than one person just not consensually" 🙄
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Yessss
Polyamory Tip: Polysaturation is a thing. Love may be infinite, but your time and emotional energy aren't.
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So, what's the deal when someone you were involved with likes your tweets-- but then doesn't answer a straight-up email?
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So, how often, poly folk, do you get tested?
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Connected with a guy online-- he'd liked *me* first-- and then he disconnected immediately. Wtf? #polyamory #ethicalnonmonogamy #dating
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Pro tip: if there are chickens cruising your car rental's parking lot-- run away. #nextcarsucks
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Finally in #Miami and at @HotelCroydon. Need a Cuban sandwich and a cortado before I can think about the evening!
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Here's mine-- what's yours? I'll have what she's having.
Let's have some fun... Share a line from a movie that would tell most people what the movie is without saying the title. Me: Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn. YOUR TURN! GO!!!!
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