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Conservative politics humor. Satire. Snark. Sarcasm. Succinctness. Brevity is the soul - nay, the very essence and entire being - of wit, irony, and jocularity.

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@hale_razor
Razor
7 years
Finally! Evidence of not one, but up to 18 deaths of migrants in US custody, seven due to subpar care. Oh, wait. It was from the Obama admin from 2012-2015. Nevermind. ht @RightGlockMom
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Journalism is all about bravely speaking Truth to Clique.
@ABC
ABC News
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The leader of an MS-13 clique in the suburbs of New York City faces sentencing Wednesday in a federal racketeering case involving eight murders, including the 2016 killings of two high school girls that focused the nation’s attention on the violent gang.
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They are the Nazis they warned us about.
@MarinaMedvin
Marina Medvin 🇺🇸
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A northern Virginia private school hung up a Palestinian flag in the school gym and taught the kids that H!tler was a “strong historical leader,” before expelling Jewish kids who complained.
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22 days
Egregiously, people admitted to restaurant temporarily now considered trespassers at closing time.
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@NBCNews
NBC News
22 days
More than a million people who were granted legal entry to the country under different programs are now being considered illegally here by the Trump administration.
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26 days
Nothing says No Kings like siding with the country with a Supreme Leader over the only democracy in the Middle East.
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"No kings," they lectured while praising the leadership of the guy who dined maskless during the Covid surge while telling the rest of us to stay away from family during the holidays and to always wear a mask
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27 days
"No kings!" -same folks who lectured you to obey Governor orders to not attend church, assemble, or protest, and cheered the guy who unilaterally canceled student loans, installed a nominee without primaries, and told media what it couldn't publish.
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Israel isn’t attacking Iran, they’re just peacefully protesting its fascist federal government that is creating chaos.
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“Don’t deploy the National Guard against rioting foreign nationals waving the foreign flag of the country that they are fighting to avoid being sent back to.”.
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Protesters vandalizing public property is totally cool free speech unless they deface a rainbow crosswalk.
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Old enough to remember when possible trespass and certain interference with federal employees & process was insurrection, treason, jailable, and worse than Pearl Harbor.
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2 months
The Seattle mayor would’ve approved of the Christians’ gathering if only they had occupied 5 city blocks for a few weeks, resulting in multiple shootings, two dead, and a summer of love.
@bonchieredstate
Bonchie
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Antifa violently attacked Christians and police and Seattle’s mayor responded with this deranged blaming of…the Christians and police. I wouldn’t blame any officer who quit at this point.
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In the end, it turns out that the "attacks on democracy" were the election-tampering, autopen-signing, health-hiding, replacement-installing ruling-in-secret unelected bureaucrats we met along the way.
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2020: JUST BEING SAFE BC COVID.'21: COVID.'22: JUST A STUTTER.'23: SHARP AS A TACK!.5/2024: BEST HEALTH EVER!.6/2024: WE'RE REPLACING HIM BC A BAD DEBATE.2/2025: He wasn't mentally fit.5/2025: He wasn't physically fit, stop talking about the past.
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4 months
2017: Punch people in red hats! .2025: Torch a Tesla! . If only there was a word for people who justify violence against those who disagree with them.
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4 months
“Idiots, when I said ‘Kill bananas! Attack potassium-laden fruit’ I merely meant to peel them.”.
@RedState
RedState
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Grifter Rick Wilson Whines About Lonely Night With His Cats After Getting X Ban For ‘Kill Tesla’ Post.
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Americans cannot attend church in 2020: meh.Americans cannot assemble to protest pre-Jun 2020: meh.Americans cannot publish laptop story pre-election: meh.Americans cannot post speech about vaccines: meh.Non-American supports anti-US terrorist group: FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATION!.
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4 months
Salesman of power and corruption sees sales plummet after losing his supplier.
@FoxNews
Fox News
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Hunter Biden's financial woes revealed in new motion to drop lawsuit: 'Significant debt'
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4 months
It's not Truth to Power if you wait til the electorate retires him and his enablers. Cashing in on the very conspiracies he helped cover up. It's almost poetic how he's monetizing his own complicity.
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper 🦅
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.@AlexThomp and I have spent the last few months getting the real story on what was going on behind the scenes at the White House —.
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My favorite part of Schoolhouse Rock is the episode where judges block executive action by the chief executive and get final say over a president’s foreign policy.
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LAST WEEK: the Left denies MSM bias, needs a Rogan. THIS WEEK: half-billion taxpayer dollars gets dished out by liberal org to 4,000 media outlets, train journalists, and censor social media.
@wikileaks
WikiLeaks
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USAID has pushed nearly half a billion dollars ($472.6m) through a secretive US government financed NGO, "Internews Network" (IN), which has “worked with” 4,291 media outlets, producing in one year 4,799 hours of broadcasts reaching up to 778 million people and "training” over.
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