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gay/ librarian /author of OUT OF SALEM (2019), HOW TO GET OVER THE END OF THE WORLD (2023). rep’d by Sara Megibow! ze/hir find me on ig at howlmarin

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Hal Schrieve
4 months
:3 announcement of my next book: FAWN'S BLOOD, 7 Stories Press 2025. Fawn is a trans girl chasing her tboy loser bestie who faked his own death, vamped out and fled to Seattle; Rachel is a cis girl vampire slayer who's been turned into a vampire and is trying to cope. Get reddi!
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when I say “trans people will outlive you” I mean even if we die . trans ghosts are extremely powerful and will make your kids trans regardless. trans ghosts made me trans
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4 years
First queer support group I ever went to there was a nineteen year old trans girl there who had come expressly to tell us that she had glitterbombed Dan Savage a couple days before
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3 years
thank you to the fifteen year old whose library card I just made who asked me to put a different masculine first name instead of the one on their ID and then checked out “gore capitalism” by sayak valencia
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2 years
“Erasure” is maybe not the right word for what is happening to trans men when a broad legal attack on reproductive freedom nakedly coincides and aligns itself with a loud and specific transphobic campaign against hrt access for young trans men.
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3 years
Is this how people do the outfits inspired by book covers thing
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3 years
High school trans kid circa 2010 comics
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2 years
End the gay trans man woo pretty boy industrial complex. Your power and beauty is not conditional on you being a twink. You are not anime howls moving castle and you Will get hair on your ass. Magic is as easily found in fat balding men get into it
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3 years
a guy I’ve been hooking up with informed me last night that he is 90% sure my thrift-store-acquired leather jacket is the same one he outgrew several years ago and gave to an ex (same brand and size and markings) which made me emotional sisterhood of the traveling pants style
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2 years
👧🏼🕳One of a kind t shirt, for sale next Sunday 4/2 at trans art bazaar at house of yes brooklyn 1-7 pm
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8 months
Hey as a librarian can I say: please, I know it’s terrifying to be threatened with your system closing or losing your job for resisting this stuff, but like, you literally don’t have to just do what fascists who hate gay and trans people want you to do
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Books are being relocated to the adult section right now! 😡
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3 years
my cis friend asked if he could ask a question “about trans stuff” and I said yes and he asked “what is with all the tomato memes?” I was like wtf are you talking about?? But apparently the queer fb Star Trek meme page he is on has a tomato related trans meme culture :
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1 year
Pleasure + Hungry
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3 years
I don’t want to be sanctimonious here but I would like to suggest that if you see an early transition trans person clearly having a breakdown, and acting out in public in ways that seem irrational, consider that they may need something other than being dragged by peers online
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2 years
Hello I keep making shirts
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3 years
The transgender craze seducing your daughters
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4 years
@badinfinity2 It is absolutely what he means + for a while if I remember correctly he claimed it was a glass jar of glitter (it was a plastic cup)
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4 years
why would you pay for a subscription service to advise you on being trans when you could instead develop codependent dysfunctional romantic friendships with 1-3 transsexuals who came out first
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2 years
the wave of legislation about trans teens/adults accessing hrt is not erasure, it is a specific vocal attack which, like the abortion bans that a formal reversal of Roe will trigger, seeks to force people to bear children against their will in the interest of white supremacy
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2 years
It is very disheartening to have people frozen in some kind of discourse of representation in speech as equivalent to liberation like honey they are not *erasing* you they are *trying to kill you* . Also others. All at once.
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If you’re a trans guy doing the three quarters selfie mirror tilt so it looks like your tummy doesn’t exist or is smaller , I’m the voice you need to hear saying you are not an insect you don’t have a bisected thorax you have a tummy. show tummy
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2 years
totally ok to be woo! i get starry eyed about magic! but in the interest of you finding the actual magic you’re looking for you are gonna have to embrace the wild range of living faggotry and not give yourself body dysmorphia trying to look like an elf
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2 years
When I was working for queens library, I helped with the video call program that let kids and incarcerated parents talk from a screen in the library. We had to do paperwork and would see what people were in for. “Driving a commercial vehicle without a license” was one reason
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"If you are on Rikers, you did something really bad," Mayor Adams says.
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4 years
here is press coverage from the incident !
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5 years
Literally how do they announce a restaurant and bar shutdown without clarifying how workers are supposed to survive. @NYGovCuomo please announce rent freeze and cash assistance or you will be causing mass homelessness during a pandemic #taxbillionaires
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4 years
@Rachel_Sennott The party scene at the start of the second book where she has a hangover and then gets a magic pill and breakfast and is pretty and has clocks in her eyes and has to find a costume to wear to the cool people party made 10 year old tomboy me wanna be force femmed
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3 years
this is very silly but on the off chance that anyone here would benefit by hearing this take, I think More cis gay pop stars should do hot photo shoots where the gimmick is that they look pregnant. lil nas is not transphobic for doing this lol
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Hal Schrieve
11 months
as a white trans person living in a settler colonial state supporting a genocide you could not pay me enough to give up the last of my humanity to beg the monsters in power to value my life while they kill other people.
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8 months
Guys not to be downer but I increasingly feel like intracommunity transgender etc beef is for talking about with your irl friends or maybe writing an essay about, the powers that be cannot make us fight on Twitter about stupid shit while they plan to kill people
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Hal Schrieve
4 years
“the queer community” doesn’t exist and can not verify your validity for the purposes of writing fiction or marketing it; there are only other queer people, who may think your book is bad or good for a variety of reasons, including mean ones
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3 years
my favorite brand of cis trans interaction is when a cis person asks me a question about trans people doing something incomprehensible online assuming that there must be a normal explanation that I know and can explain
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Hal Schrieve
3 years
it is cruel of this company to 1) use this person to be like this persons body Is So Transgender that they need this very boring shirt 2) know that my basic ass finds this person and their armpit hair hot enough to stop scrolling
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1 year
love when the weather forecast is just “smoke”; in other news every time gay and trans peoples rights are rescinded it makes me have a surge of love towards even gay and trans people who I personally hate, we are in this fight together I will die for you even if you’re annoying
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Hal Schrieve
2 years
if you currently look like an elf live your truth and go with love but if people are being weird to you about it know you can move on from this moment too
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Hal Schrieve
7 months
For nex. Call 9182725334 and use every extension until you reach a voicemail box. Try 8024 for principal. Also contact Ryan Walters evil superintendent — listed number is 4055213301 but not taking voicemail rn
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2 years
Califia has an erotica story from pre 2005 about a trans man support group leader unilaterally naming a baby ftm moss and then fucking him , in case you were wondering if there is anything new under the trans sun
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4 years
the first time I saw a picture of a trans man my heart skipped a beat, and my desire to transition + look at and touch other trans men did not abate when adults close to me told me that trans men's bodies were mutilated and repulsive
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3 years
What I’m hearing is that even when you give them eleven billion dollars a year the NYPD can’t prevent violence or help anyone 🤔
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New York Post
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NYC sees nearly 30 shot this weekend alone
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2 years
Doesn’t mean any trans people are allowed to die tho
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1 year
Find me at trans art bazaar at house of yes this Sunday tomorrow 4/2 from 1-7 pm !
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2 years
My boyfriend brought ezekiel bread home bc I have often talked about how I liked the seedy bread taste. It was the only bread I let myself eat in college. It has been a long time since I last ate it and: it does taste like cardboard. I just had an eating disorder
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1 year
As someone who has dated multiple guys 10-30 years older than me when I was ages 20-24, they do always have something going on that makes an autistic twink appealing as a romantic partner but imo that isn’t exactly the same thing as being a loser.
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3 years
this goes for non trans people too. Just like, space and grace and extending the slightest compassion re what someone else might be experiencing. It doesn’t mean someone is right or well or fine, we can be frustrated with people when they’re in crisis. I frequently am.
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2 years
This post inspired by some cartoon spindly boys I just saw . Friend we need not give more headspace to Tony diterlizzi spiderwick chronicles wood elf. You may find more magic and power being tony diterlizzi spiderwick chronicles bauers troll .
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8 months
Cecilia gentili’s memorial was packed with immigration rights organizers , palestine organizers, sex work activists, transsexuals, and divas of all kinds. The church was packed to capacity with people such that I was stuck in the stairwell but we could hear the speakers
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3 years
He told me he was rlly sad when it didn’t fit any more and I couldn’t help being like “well, you became a bear and I got a perfect jacket so it’s a win win for me”
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2 years
actually a cis friend being pressured into top surgery at age 12 bc he had boobs is not right or normal either and the solution here isn’t codifying the clearly sexed (and racialized) bodies that ppl are supposed to want, it’s bodily autonomy
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3 years
My boyfriend just said “please eat these tasteless plums that I got for you, I don’t want them” after dinner which I think is the exact opposite of the William Carlos Williams poem
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Hal Schrieve
1 year
For a commission
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4 years
someone needs to give me more gay comics bc I am so consistently merely reading dtwof and saying look, it’s like now , look, it’s like me
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3 years
when I was eighteen I was hanging out with a seventeen year old tmasc who was like “you’re almost two years on t? How did you still manage to be so androgynous and feminine, I’m scared about getting too hairy” and that is the villain origin story of why I wear a mustache now
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I just felt so old
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People telling teen me it was bad for me to think about sex, want sex or have sex actually resulted in me making worse choices re sex and feeling worse about the sex I had, shockingly
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3 years
I am finally allowed to tweet that NYPL is getting rid of all existing fines and will never again issue late fees for books !!
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3 years
i hope all of us are prepared to provide emotional support and care to trans people who are teenagers and kids right now when they become prematurely burned out activists and really intense annoying embattled weirdos and also when they yell at slightly older trans people
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4 years
what will the shrier people say when they discover that I have been seduced by the transgender craze and irreversibly modified my body (that body which is someone’s daughter!) but that i am having a nice time
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3 years
Alison Bechdel circa 2007
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got to tell someone about Charlotte Von Mahlsdorf for the first time today! in case you were unaware: trans girl born 1928, murdered her abusive nazi dad as a teen, liberated from jail when the soviets took Berlin, opened an illegal pretty house museum + had lotsa sex in e Berlin
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Developing my “ftm over 25” selfie scowl
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NYT: When Kids Are Trans. Across the country, kids are coming out as trans. Doctors say it’s happening. What happens when parents can’t stop it?
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2 years
when trans people r like “they hate us!!They hate us!!!! They really hate us!!” to each other online but don’t have a sort of plucky mean response ready and aren’t militant, it does seem like social media has done something negative to our ability to organize or be in community
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1 year
i do think the actual reason that none of my age gap relationships worked is bc I did have a four hour spotify playlist titled daddy issues that I listened to almost every day and no real, mostly pleasant man could live up to the amount of daddy I wanted. many such cases
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My bf took this very hot pic of me , I was on a beach
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men do get pregnant but they’re men many of these lawmakers would happily see dead alongside women . The issue isn’t the physical capacity of men; the issue is patriarchal bloodlust and desire for a police state regulating marginal bodies
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If men got pregnant there would be walk in abortion clinics on every corner~ birth control would be sold in pharmacy dispensers, corporations would include pregnancy termination with their benefits, and every sizable company would have its own quality child care center.
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This makes sense to someone
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the homophobia of this lol
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7 months
Today at st patricks cathedral the priest leading the funeral service for cecilia , looking out at the assembled trans people, said “I haven’t seen a congregation this well turned out since Easter Sunday” with a kind of pleasant satisfied smile as if he knew we would like that
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also all Biden has done for trans people is say we can serve in the evil military again and get up on a podium once in a while and say oh damn what a shame about texas while doing nothing
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@InnaVernikov @mynameisjro @jvplive @jvpliveNY “Having people of color and Muslims at your Jewish protest means that it’s illegitimate” isn’t the dunk you think it is
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1 year
Ok you guys yes transphobia can get directed at you too a la Mo in that one dykes to watch out for strip but when you say shit like this it moves a rhetorical line. If they managed to make it so transphobia only hurt trans people that would not be okay
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This was a bathroom full of cisgender women, invaded by male police to take a cisgender woman out of the women’s bathroom because she wasn’t wearing womanly enough clothes. It has nothing to do with biology.
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Trans Seinfeld jokes are never ambitious enough
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I hate this book and most books like it so so so much. How does this get published without someone being like hm
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“reasons we broke up”
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Pleasure Forever
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American Girl brand self help books taught my autistic ass social scripts as a child and are imo still extremely useful
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"but haven't you considered how nightmarish it would be if innocent little children grew up to live in bodies similar to the one you live in" is not the gotcha people seem to think it is
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@RickAndRollBaby Thank you for detailing your experience publicly and alerting others to your experience. I hope that the abuse of protesters in Chicago and elsewhere gets major coverage
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2 years
One of a kind hand drawn shirts (fabric marker) available tomorrow At Trans Art Bazaar House Of Yes Brooklyn NYC 11-4
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Fanart of @leofox__ drawn on the train
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you don’t get to be lesser of two evils while speedrunning the same crimes against humanity you’ve been doing my entire life and saying I have to fall in line or die. You lost me! I’m voting in local elections where I have a chance of persuading someone to act human that’s it
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2 years
Trans twink’s bio is “genderqueer fem trans man do NOT ask me what that means!”
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Starting another volume of Vivian’s Ghost
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3 years
I started to write about the way that recent years’ handwringing teen transitioner stories hinge on the figure of a teenage girl who is both a permanent child and whose agency means nothing. I’ll be back to films soon to consider teen girls in movies.
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1 year
Ok I have been sitting on this for like two years but this morning I’m finding it especially rage inducing so let me just say what the fuck is this description (this is the only page in this biography which references AIDS)
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Saw a post being like “mpx spreads through aerosols! It’s super easy to transmit in public”— and want to direct people to this thread , which is by an expert and breaks down the patterns in transmission for the current outbreak
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It has been 2 months since the first cases were reported in the MPX multi-country outbreak, & the # of cases has now crossed 14k globally. While accurate information is critical to staying ahead, there is so much misinformation. An update on the current status of #monkeypox .🧵
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i accessed hormones and surgery as a teenager and I can’t say for sure I would have died without it, that’s like asking if I would have died without my inhaler, but it certainly made me feel like the future existed
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1. Atlantic ran this article in 2016!! 2. Teens famously drink alcohol despite it not being legal 3. I got top surgery at 16 and it ruled, hi. The only people getting top surgery at 12 are cis boys with gynecomastia who usually r coerced by parents enforcing gender norms on them
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"In the U.S., you must be 21 to buy alcohol in a bar. Can it really be taboo to say that 16 is too young for a mastectomy—or 14, or even 12? And yet somehow it is," @helenlewis writes:
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lol
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dykes to watch out for 2004 #TransAwarenessWeek
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demon butch (credit for inspo @SaintandSword )
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oh my god …please lower my iq testosterone
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It isn't easy to realize that your "civil rights movement of the 21st century" is just dosing mentally ill, autistic, and gay kids with experimental controlled substances that will lower IQ and sterilize them. Many will fight very hard against this realization.
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My roommate is celebrating his one year anniversary w his bf and he has set up an outdoor restaurant setting + our other roommate is being the waiter
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clinical assessment
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something important that was just affirmed by my gay trans boyfriend is: it doesn’t actually matter if I would be dead or deeply unhappy without transition— it matters that being a gay trans person is deeply fulfilling and an enduring source of happiness and love in my life
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Venerated as a saint and “mother of whores” by her family who adores her, acknowledged as Our Sister in St Patrick’s. Cecilia!
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I remember really joyfully showing an adult in my life a video of a trans person who had gotten surgery showing their chest and the cis adult reacting with abject horror to this person I thought was extremely beautiful and who I wanted to embody
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jolene (blond now) (gay guy)
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i do think it’s more about : can the older person extend empathy consistently to the younger person , do they pay attention to the younger persons needs, what do they expect from a younger partner? And, shockingly: Vice versa ! If you’re in your twenties you’re still a grownup
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Hal Schrieve
2 years
trans girls, meanwhile, have been banned from sports teams, dressing rooms, bathrooms and four 4H clubs across the nation. We have chosen not to interview any of them or their parents in this article which goes on for about 4000 words
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I’m reading my first poppy Z brite book (drawing blood) and let me tell you: trans men know how to give other trans men what we want . cartoonists? ghosts? weird little gay guys with substance issues who punch each other and then kiss? 90s hacker anti authoritarian themes? Check
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Guy at the bodega did the absolutely genius salesman move of telling me he only orders multiple flavors of my gay little seltzer bc he knows I buy them so now I have to keep going and buying them there
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