If every therapist has a therapist does that mean that there is one master therapist?

.@TheMaeMartin looks like a combination of everyone who has emotionally destroyed me.

I can't wait to get my first little synth and make angry beep boop noises.

I manifested it because my whole job is to be "an idea guy" and it rules.

I think my cat is depressed because I'm away working in an office 5 days a week.

A "happy ending" massage parlor, but the "happy ending" is that they have a kitten make biscuits on yr tummy.

Ooh. This wine has notes of "I should text my ex".

I've decided that I'm going to absolutely thrive in the chaos that has been my life the past month.

"How are you?" I am I'm dancing in my kitchen alone and realizing there's no music playing while cooking tater tots for one, thanks for asking'

I was fired (for the first time) today after saying "I can't wait to not do this job anymore". It's called manifestation, sweaty.

Is there an "idea guy" profession? Like your only job is to think of things and other people can do the actual execution.

Yesterday I learned an important lesson: always wear weather appropriate clothes to bed because you never know when the fire department will break down your door and evacuate you. You don't wanna be left standing in the snow in socks and shorts.

I'll never forget the time I went to a guy's house and he jumped on his bed, found a day old half eaten Taco Bell burrito, and proceeded to finish it off.

How come no matter how many times I clean there's just another layer of cat hair waiting?

Why is it that cats wait until after you're done cleaning the litter box to take a massive poop?

I've been trying really hard to get my coworkers to think that I listen exclusively to limp bizkit, kid rock, butt country, and nickel back. So far it's going well.

Anyone else's brain just starts playing the next track on the record when they hear a song not in the context of an album?

Why does everyone on the circle love god so much?

Hello, yes it is I, the biggest clown on the east coast. Please clap while I do my little dancey dance.

My therapist was drinking a twisted tea during our session today. Should I be concerned?