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Views are my own. Mostly about food, books and shameless gym selfies.

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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
The text: The Sender:
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3 years
The photo of rainwater harvesting road cleaning in South Korea - and the comments from Malaysia and our neighbouring countries 😂
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@haaziq_mz
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My grandma used to slice rambutan like this and keep them in the fridge. Rambutan sejuk is super yums.
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3 years
Semoga kita semua dapat tempat kerja yang best, boss & colleagues yang baik & gaji yang besar.
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2 years
Apparently this is the number 1 mistake Malaysians make when speaking English… and the comments.
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
IKEA Cheras pun banjir dah.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Kenapalah kita jadi macam ni? Teringat orang bising dekat sister Adam Didam tu sebab kenapa anak-anak dia tak pakai baju Melayu & baju kurung.
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@FAliaHMS
‎❀༉˚ Alia Hisham˚❀༉
2 years
Wtf is wrong w adults these days? Petty gila cikgu ni 😂😂
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4 years
Rumah mak Rosyam Nor yang jarak 10 minit pun diorang ambil keputusan tak nak balik kampung beraya tahun ni sebab mak dah berusia.
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Meet Rex, the Kangkung Boy. He woke me up at 4AM today and demanded for his kangkung. 🙄
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Goodbye Rasa Food Arena, Suria KLCC.
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Called the bank to check my debit card why it was keep declining at restaurants even tho I have money inside. Rupanya almost all were non-halal merchants and I am using an Islamic card. 👀
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@haaziq_mz
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1 year
Zuraida nak reset Ampang apanya? She has been the YB for 3 terms kot.
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Eee peliknya orang ni curi gambar Insta Story and posted as his.
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Mak Tok fell down, few stitches for Raya. But she was quite alert. M: Haaziq dari mana? H: Dari rumah. M: Rumah yang mana? H: Dari rumah dekat Ampang tadi. M: Rumah dah ada, orang rumahnya mana? 😅
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2 years
How interesting when a staff posted about the company on social media (I am sure with no intention to bad mouthing her employer), but it turned out to be a PR nightmare for the company? Fuh.
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Geram ye tengok macam ni. I know some rich people managed to travel from Mont Kiara, Bangsar, Publika to Bukit Tunku etc. Tak kan check rumah kayu & rumah teres je?
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
I watched his apology “video” so that you don’t have to. Jangan tambah viewing dia pls.
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@elorakdshn
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2 years
Sumpah aku panas hati tengok si pondan hauk ni maki maki cashier mcd. His defense was cashier tu tanya balik nak berapa pcs???? Dengan staff marhaen kau berani lah tunjuk power eh, ke sebab tengah record???
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@haaziq_mz
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7 years
Curlast tudung saji Rizalman.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Tan Sri Westar hari Sabtu pun pergi office naik helicopter 🥲
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2 years
Siapalah yang started with meeting during lunch hour ni? “Eh jum lah buat meeting masa sejam break ni. Mesti sangat productive.”
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
If you are looking to adopt a cat (or more), do come to Level 3, Amcorp Mall this long weekend. All cats are clean and rescued, with most of them already being spayed.
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
To have a job at this current economic situation is a blessing. To have an option to choose which job you want at this current economic situation is a luxury.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Marilah kita beramai-ramai beratur nak ambil passport. Because we, Malaysians penyabar like that.
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@haaziq_mz
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7 years
Hahaha cayalah Polla!
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Little Allegra Bakery, Ipoh Such a quaint café attached to the main house with interesting selections of pastries and breads. The owner, Julie was so friendly and explained & recommended some of the pastries to me. She starts baking at 4AM. 😩
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@haaziq_mz
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1 month
Finall, a refillable packaging for cooking oil.
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@haaziq_mz
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5 years
Adopted diorang dari flat kakitangan Masjid Jalan Cochrane. Pakcik tu suruh ambil Rex (ginger cat) sebab dia paling nakal dan buli adik-beradik dia. 4 ekor kitten duduk dalam sangkar kecil. Mula-mula ingat nak tengok je, sekali terus ambil dua-dua ni balik rumah sebab kesian.
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@haaziq_mz
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10 years
Kalau balik kampung, kena tidur dekat ruang tamu ramai-ramai dengan pakai selimut klasik tebal tapi kasar tu. http://t.co/HJbsLLYmSP
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
This is how you respond to high parcels traffic. Assured customers that they will get their parcels, and it may take longer time during this MCO period. Instead of asking people to stop buy things online so that there would be less parcels to be delivered.
@posmalaysia
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4 years
Sejak Perintah Kawalan Pergerakan (MCO) diaktifkan, terdapat peningkatan penghantaran barangan mel yang kami terima. Biarpun Ramadan baru sahaja bermula, ia bukan halangan untuk #AbangPosmen kami menguruskan pesanan-pesanan anda semua, #DemiMalaysia . #PosMalaysia #Pos4you
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4 years
Light Capture Cafe, Jln Tun HS Lee Only coffee and cakes available before 11AM. Beautiful cafe, but the selection of furniture and paintings a bit weird. Gitu. If you go here, do ask for seating upstairs.
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@haaziq_mz
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11 months
What are signs that you’re getting older? Mine: 1) My circle of friends are getting smaller, random friends pun somehow know each other 2) You either confront your friend on your dislikes or just cut them off 3) Makan pedas lebih sikit je, terus sakit perut 😩
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@haaziq_mz
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9 years
Hipster nya air sekarang. http://t.co/SpWc5gPbTS
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@haaziq_mz
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1 year
Weh kalau korang pergi Sambal Hijau Sg Penchala tu, tolong la check itemised billing. I tak pernah check, just assumed price dia memang price TTDI. My friends kena ni today:
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Untuk panduan diri sendiri:
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Underprivileged students bawa kereta ke dekat UiTM? See my level sangat.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Weh. Ni scam using GOV SMS platform ke? @my_sejahtera
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
1MDB: 'Perhaps the single largest heist in the history of the world.' Fuh.
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Lain macam. Ayat al-Quran pun buat main ye just to state a point?
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@haaziq_mz
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6 years
Bila kau berhijab tapi dalam masa yang sama jiwa meronta nak free hair. (credit: @sukamuhasabah )
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9 years
Tergelak baca captions Chef Wan pergi MODA 25th Anniversary at Publika. http://t.co/GJfbVcOb7J
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@haaziq_mz
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5 years
IKEA is going Marie Kondo.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Nasi lemak interpretation on the no automatic citizenship to children born overseas to Malaysian mothers ruling. Art by @/karzmarz, taken from Instagram
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Hari tu caption: Hahaha kan? Dah tukar dah rupanya.
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Are you the Durian Knife Master?
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@haaziq_mz
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5 years
Still one of the best. Happy Deepavali to my friends!
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@haaziq_mz
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6 years
Harith Iskander on that viral caption lady. English semua level tinggi ni.
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@haaziq_mz
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7 years
Ayat akak ni power. Haha
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@haaziq_mz
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11 months
Actually orang kaya pergi ke Klinik Kesihatan ni? So kalau mostly diorang tak pergi, kita naikkan fi untuk siapa? Supaya orang yang betul-betul memerlukan kena bayar fi lebih?
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PETALING JAYA: Caj RM1 yang dikenakan klinik kesihatan kerajaan wajar dinaikkan kepada RM5 hingga RM20 kerana fi sedia ada disifatkan tidak masuk akal terutama ketika nilai kos rawatan semakin meningkat.
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@haaziq_mz
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8 years
Boleh tahan kelakar gak Remy Ishak ni.
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@haaziq_mz
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6 years
Fuh dasyat photographer newspaper (The Malaysian Insight) ni. Siap main reflection ambil gambar. Mesti pergi kelas instafamous.
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5 months
Fuhh. Calculator pun tunjuk, takut cheque punya tulisan tak clear?
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@bharianmy
Berita Harian
5 months
Pasangan selebriti terkenal yang juga ahli perniagaan, Aeril Zafrel dan Wawa Zainal membayar zakat perniagaan RM1.15 juta kepada Lembaga Zakat Selangor (LZS).
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5 years
They are doing a magic show for me: “See how long am I?”
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5 years
Blind date with a book at Borders The Curve.
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@haaziq_mz
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9 years
Awesome architecture sketches by a Malaysian architecture student. 👍 http://t.co/tehOGj8j7v
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@haaziq_mz
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5 years
Open for surprise.
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@haaziq_mz
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8 years
Kecoh pasal Fasha Sandha naik LRT, but she looked prettier than ever. There is beauty in sadness.
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@haaziq_mz
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5 months
Victoria Beckham jual husband dia macam ni je 😂
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@haaziq_mz
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5 years
What do you think about this? She went to Open House KLCC - a fine dining restaurant serving Malaysian cuisine - which has house rules such as limited photography, no kids below 10 yo, no slippers etc.
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3 years
Waiting for the neighbour’s dog to come out and join the balcony’s meeting. My cheap IKEA rack is senget already because of that heavy top.
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6 years
Kalau ada telemarketer called, cuba cakap macam ni, “Mana dapat nombor saya ni? Tahukan dapat nombor tanpa consent boleh didakwa bawah akta PDPA2010?” Selalunya telemarketer tu terus letak phone.
@SinarOnline
SinarHarian
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‘Jangan terlalu mudah berkongsi maklumat peribadi’
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@haaziq_mz
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6 years
Oh. Ingatkan sebab malu masuk penjara sebab “mencelup kedua-dua tangan anak perempuan tirinya di dalam air panas sehingga menyebabkan kanak-kanak itu dimasukkan ke wad selama 19 hari.”
@mstaronline
mStar Online 🇵🇸
6 years
Azri (AF9) ‘hilang’ selepas keluar penjara kerana malu badan semakin ‘besar’ - Berita Hiburan | mStar via @mstaronline
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Macam mana la these Malay celebrities / influencers agreed to do this kind of ad for OctaFX? Yang percaya nanti orang-orang Melayu juga.
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2 months
Furry Raya at Nu Sentral? Comelnyaa.
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4 months
Kinokuniya Malaysia pula siap give 20% discounts for their From The River to tge Sea reading list. This is why Kino is still my fav book store in KL.
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4 months
Eslite Bookstore relax je putting all these books on display. The Genius of Israel, Israel A Simple Guide to the Most Misunderstood Country on Earth etc.
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7 years
Wow. Sujud buka mata boleh kurangkan rabun, tak perlu tanya bukti saintifik & "miracle" adalah "hikmah" dalam Islam. 🤔
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6 years
Malaysia is featured on The New York Times’ article on today’s Malaysian Reserve: Only 11, and already married. “My best friend is my stepmother now,” Norazila, 14, discovered that Ayu, 11, had secretly become her father’s third wife.
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4 years
Wow. Poster dia. Milo / DBKL / FTKLAA Road Relay 2020.
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7 years
Alasan Cerai Merepek di Selangor. Mmm nombor 11 is quite common based on my personal friends. Tapi no 1 paling pelik. 😳
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9 years
Interesting. The Cockroach Theory by Sundar Pichai. http://t.co/Hb0CoDG48c
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@haaziq_mz
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7 years
Takut nak click Insta Live sbb takut kau sorang je yg view & orang yg buat Live tu perasan & tegur, lepas tu kau terpaksa teman dia sbb sian
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6 years
Prank calls are NOT funny. Tak pernah kelakar. I don’t understand why radio stations are still doing it.
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@haaziq_mz
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2 years
Passing through Jalan TAR, so many empty shop lots. Semua dah pindah Merdeka 118 ke? Eh.
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3 years
Fuh. What a ride.
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3 years
More of these 😂
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2 months
Wah I saw that same KK Mart Allah stokin as a car’s sticker.
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7 years
Salah ke makan dgn non-Muslim? Kalau pakai cutlery, katanya tak boleh campur. Tapi kalau pakai tangan sendiri pun tak boleh makan sekali? 🙄
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
People at Bangsar Shopping Centre also need to be reminded about this.
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9 years
Omg she has 31 cats uols. Selonggok kucing! http://t.co/9OvW4eluKY
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2 years
Adik beradik kepochi 😹
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3 years
Yellow Brick Road cafe’s showing off their resident cat 😽
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7 months
I have a serious hatred for VVIP police escorts during peak hours. Tukar Gov banyak mana pun still sama je.
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7 years
7 year old boy allegedly raping a 6 year old kindergarten girl. Crazy.
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6 years
Hello future.
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@haaziq_mz
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3 years
Happy 6th birthday to us! Six years ago we and 3 of our siblings were born behind Masjid Cochrane and an uncle kept us in a cage. It was a couple of months before our hooman came and adopted us 😽
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Let’s see our Raja-Raja Melayu arrived at Istana Negara in what car:
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@haaziq_mz
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7 years
Romen & rogol nikmatnya sama? This is why public account like this should be curated properly & not hiding behind "Abang Abang Perak Power"
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8 years
Swarovski cake untuk Neelofa which cost RM6K uols. Menangis nak makan.
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4 years
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3 years
I don’t think there is a ‘gang’ of trolls and bullying you Sarimah. I think people are just mad with how insensitive your statement was. 280 characters are more than enough to convey you thoughts if it was done properly. But it was never about the number of characters right?
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4 years
@nabilahudatahar Ahli Kabinet, mestilah ada pinggan mangkuk sekali. Lol
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7 years
This is a food journey. Around Selangor & KL area.
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4 years
BPN is not the same as e-Tunai Rakyat. Tujuan yang berbeza, untuk masa yang berbeza. Urgh.
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7 years
Bila orang cakap, "pakai tudung tapi still nampak susuk tubuh."
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8 years
Kaki katak dlm kuah mee kari Rest. Berjaya. Ayoo. I'm more concerned about that than the deceiving attendance cert 😱
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@haaziq_mz
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4 years
Sesuai baju raya ni time COVID19. There is a high chance of people will keep their distance if you’re wearing something like this.
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9 years
Berani kakak ni pergi tegur. Kalau I pun cakap dalam hati je. http://t.co/5ZO6kMvFgA
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Eh menyirap pulak baca. Siap share gambar orang tu nak biar orang lain pun kutuk fizikal dia.Nasib baik ada yg still berfikiran waras.
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4 years
The bridge to nowhere.
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3 years
I was not employed for 2 months during that moratorium period. So instead of using my savings to pay for loans, I used my savings to buy food. Should had used my “extra” money to invest into unit trust that time. Who needs food anywayy.
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4 years
Saturday’s activity.
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