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You have to face reality with a touch of humour; otherwise, you miss it.
Pays en Gévaudan
Joined May 2020
Repost this, and I’ll add your name to the file. A list of those willing to be observed, inspected… used. Failure to comply will be noted as avoidance behavior.
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Welcome to my retweet game. 3/3/3 My bootlicking slave will be fiscally indebted to me for every “like”, comment and retweet. £3 for each. Game ends at Midnight. Go ahead and destroy him… I’m sure you don’t want him to get off lightly and neither do I. Make me smile. 💋
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Repost this, and I’ll add your name to the file. A list of those willing to be observed, inspected… used. Failure to comply will be noted as avoidance behavior.
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The woman,still reigning supreme on the sofa,gently places her hand on the man's shoulder.A calm,almost tender gesture...except that her smile clearly says"Don't move. You're going to be punished."And he understands that the sentence has just been pronounced,without another word.
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Sir, noble soul and voluntary martyr, serves Madam every day with such spectacular selflessness that one would almost think he takes pleasure in it. Rag in hand, tragic hero, he faces the dust with resigned courage.
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Madam, I plead guilty. But before pronouncing the sentence, know that I am a repeat offender… in wanting to please you.
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The cold of the Aubrac region sculpted me on the spot. If anyone is looking for me, I am the shivering statue....
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I was relaxing, sipping my whisky… and then my wife comes along and pulls my ear. I didn't realize I'd activated the "forced husband update" mode.
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Well… the holidays are over, the sunscreen is put away, and it seems it’s time to trade the deckchair for the vast plains of Aubrac. Come on, let’s get back in the saddle, the cows won’t wait!
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The Lady in Leather and Silence In the hushed shadows of a forbidden salon, She reigns motionless, sovereign. The leather clings to her body like a nocturnal oath, And her armchair stands, vast, like a taciturn altar. So she remains there, sovereign and fatal...
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The Oulala is a rare bird from the Hérault region. It has small legs and such large testicles that when it lands it cries ”Oulala Oulala”
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Tu vois,Jean-Paul…Madame Cat... m’a remis les pendules à l’heure. Pas avec des gants,hein! Non,elle y est allée,sans détour. Je te le dis,moi : cette dame,elle a du caractère.Parce qu’au fond,faut bien quelqu’un pour nous rappeler qu’on n’est pas toujours le roi du monde..
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Lo Pont Roman d’Occitània Jos l’arca anciana, lo flume s’inclina, carra los sègles, las voses oblidats. La pèira respira, nobla e divina, pòrta encara los passes dels soldats.
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First snow in Gévaudan Under the low sky, the powder settles, a white silence on the black stones. Each snowflake, a loyal messenger, covers fears, soothes memories.
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Ô village secret, joyau des gorges, Ton nom résonne comme un chant qui s’allonge. St Chély du Tarn, refuge de l’âme errante, Tu es silence, beauté, attente.
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Sur les monts du Cantal, dressé comme un défi, Un géant rouge flamboie, l’orgueil d’un temps révolu. Garabit, noble arc, par Eiffel magnifié, Tend ses bras d’acier pur vers l’azur absolu.
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Entraigues-sur-Volane-Ardèche! This little gem nestled between the Ardèche hills and the whims of the sky is a bit like nature had decided to take a selfie in “rustic charm” mode.
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The Beauty of the Counter Crouching there, in the dim shadows, She reigns silently Glass in hand She waits—or perhaps flees. Her black dress embraces the night, Like a secret half-revealed. Her eyes, two endless enigmas, Stare into space, or perhaps at someone.
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She appears in places where crimes have been committed, attracted by dark energies, and she only leaves when justice is served.
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