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Luke Guchi

@guchi_luke

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Machine learning & passive income. Left BlueSky due to discrimination against white rappers.

Joined January 2024
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
43 minutes
What does this look like in practice lmao. If your friend has some great takes on Virgil and Shakespeare but you discover, years later, that he's never read Schopenhauer, do you immediately ghost him or quietly drift away over several months?.
@SufiPervert
Cœur de Léon
2 days
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Dante, Goethe, Homer, Tolstoy, Aristotle, Pushkin, Blake, Lermontov, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Cellini, Thucydides, Tacitus, Montaigne, Virgil, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Cellini, Machiavelli, Melville, Milton, Conrad, Rimbaud and Hölderlin.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
4 hours
Goodbye to performative guy.Drove my Clairo to Labubu but Labubu Dubai.And them good ol' boys were sipping matcha and chai.Singing "this'll be the fragrance I'll buy".
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
6 hours
Jordan Peterson has contracted Morgellons For Men and can only be cured by widespread changes to HVAC codes. #PrayForHim #ChuckMcGillWithoutTheLawDegree
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
6 hours
Futures Diving
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@TheStalwart
Joe Weisenthal
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WHEWWWW. PPI COMES IN HOT. *US JULY PRODUCER PRICES RISE 3.3% Y/Y; EST. 2.5%. *US JULY PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.9% M/M; EST. 0.2%. Futures diving.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
20 hours
OK it's not really "incels who can cook" it's more like "stalkers who will give you food poisoning"
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Luke Guchi
20 hours
A subreddit full of incels who cook is a hilarious concept. They already have a skill that makes them more interesting/useful than a lot of guys, so you know the personality has to be a true 0/10 if they still can't get laid.
@westernunion2k
Axe
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
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Luke Guchi
1 day
Great ideas from the groupchat: What if Crusader Kings was an OOTP game?
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Luke Guchi
1 day
RT @linjianyangbe: Good morning from #China. sweet family of Pallas's cats (兔猻,Otocolobus manul) in Qinghai province. It is under second-c….
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Luke Guchi
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Guess where 98% of the misery comes from
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@espn
ESPN
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You probably have an idea of how satisfied — or miserable — you are as a fan. But could you put a number on it? 🤔 . Find out where you score in our Sports Misery Index 👀⬇️
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Luke Guchi
2 days
RT @KrangTNelson: every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive
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Luke Guchi
2 days
This owns lmao why would you go on an all-timer Metrosexuality Bender right before the NFL season starts.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 days
Travis Kelce stuns for GQ.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
2 days
Zero off-the-dribble game, but I locked those women down. If I was trans I would have a good shot at carving out a Tony Allen, Kent Bazemore sort of career in the WNBA.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
2 days
Let me know if yall want a former D1 player (womens, practice squad) who plays like a 5'11 Taj Gibson. I have a solid midrange and I will hurt people for Wemby.
@austin_spurs
Austin Spurs
2 days
Your shot at the pros starts here 🏀 . 🔗Registration details: All forms must be filled out and sent in prior to check-in.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
2 days
Beast Mode.
@HoodiKarmea
Ka̷rmea🦈 😈
10 days
TCU Starting QB btw
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
2 days
Have to stop myself from taking the riff too seriously at times. #LifeOfAnEnglishMajor
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Luke Guchi
3 days
Putting Kobe and TMac in the same tier all-time = Hov knows ball.
@TheRocSupremacy
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4 days
JAY-Z took Joe Budden beat, destroyed it & put HIS version on NBA 2K. This is after turning down the request to do the official remix.
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
5 days
Great Funky Whiteboy Moments In History
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@guchi_luke
Luke Guchi
5 days
Who is the best rapper in the Trump White House? The standards can't be too high, but I can imagine Pete Hegseth dropping bars after a few gin & tonics.
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Luke Guchi
6 days
I love the strategy of pointing out you're a nepo baby from a family nobody cares about. Mario's greatest achievement in life is that his walking NDA of a son re-named a bridge after him.
@andrewcuomo
Andrew Cuomo
6 days
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani . This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
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