If you're hot, they're hot. Bring them inside.

If someone ever asks you "Why do you love baseball so much?" Show them tonight's game. They'll get it.

Seattle/Detroit.

This Seattle Detroit game is great for the Blue Jays.

I'm just going to leave this here....

I've never understood the power of the mind until mine turned against me. The fear. The loathing. The feeling of impending doom. I don't let it win. But some days are so much harder than others. And when you make a living helping people overcome this, It's a heavy weight.

Eye just want to say good morning!

Fall has finally fallen.

Fall has finally fallen.

I don't like playing the Yankees as much as earlier.

I wonder why it still stings when that one person you thought was really cool unfollows you? Oh well. I guess I'm socially conditioned. Because this is an app. And there's some fantastic people on here. Cheers to the fantastic people Thanks for existing

I'm still really enjoying playing the Yankees.

Marry me for my view... Or don't No worries.

I know I'm past my prime, but I'd still like to think I'm ahead of many other people's primes.

Some shady mother*ckers in this town. It's me. I'm shady mother"ckers.

It's fun playing the Yankees. 🤘🏻

How are you feeling Jays fans?

This song came out 27 years ago today. I was just a twenty- something, trying to navigate the world sober. And it helped me with a lot of demons. If you've never heard it before, give it a spin on something loud. Preferably driving. If already know..🤘🏻 https://t.co/M0UNbhamkQ

Not nearly enough time for Diddy, but not surprising. Enraging, but not surprising.

Good evening, my people. I hope you're having a great day Even though it's 10:14 pm I'm not good with numbers.

I am a wizened professor of failure...