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Pete Brown was an animal lover. Went out of his way to be kind. But he once had a row with a parrot. That near sent him out of his mind.

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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
20 hours
"put Zios in the ground" - Must be arrested, charged and jailed "set fire to all the f****** hotels full of the bastards for all I care" - Honored guest at Reform party conference
@TiceRichard
Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧
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Racist antisemitic Oxford PPE student who chanted 'put the Zios in the ground' Must be arrested, charged & jailed Oxford University must sanction him as well No place for such vile attitudes in UK
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
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Having Nadine Dorries involved in any discussion about anything that requires an ounce of intelligence is a total waste of time #BBCLauraK
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
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I am going to watch Kemi Badenoch's leader's speech to see if my over riding emotion is pity instead of anger as it usually is #ToryConference
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
8 days
I'm looking forward to watching a watchable movie about Elon Musk wearing a full suit of armour in a year and watching a really good movie about ElonMusk wearing a full suit of armour in two years.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
9 days
Grok will make a movie that is at least watchable before the end of next year and really good movies in 2027
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
9 days
The Conservative party has just announced that the Kemi Badenoch's Leadership Speech is going to be pay per view but they haven't yet decided how much they can afford to pay us. #torypartyconference
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
11 days
Ben Houchen says everyone knows this started on October 7th. Well, that's certainly true of everyone on #bbclaurak's panel.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
20 days
"I use dna recognition equipment to access my files on @novaramedia's links to Stalin"
@paulmasonnews
Paul Mason
20 days
I just used my fingerprint to log into my Apple computer; I used facial recognition to pay for an e-bike on my Apple phone; I ordered a repeat prescription on the NHS app that holds every detail of every illness I have ever been treated for on a central server...1/
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
22 days
Has #PoliticsLive gone all Richard and Judy because they've got Richard Madeley on?
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
22 days
Because our best days are certainly not right now
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
22 days
With Labour, Britain's best days are ahead.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
23 days
Who else plays Rupert Lowe or Mike Tapp when reading this sort of tweet?
@MikeTappTweets
Mike Tapp MP
23 days
To all those sat in France waiting to cross. Don’t waste your money. Our pilot returns agreement is off the ground. 🛫🛫🛫
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
24 days
If a party could find a way of harnessing the votes of all the people who have tweeted a joke about the Judean People's Front they would win the next election by a landslide
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
24 days
🚨 NEW: Zarah Sultana says she is no longer pursuing legal action and is "engaged in ongoing discussions" with Jeremy Corbyn
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
24 days
Simon Danczuk, quoting Dan Hodges, writing about Morgan McSweeney, getting Keir Starmer elected, a waterfall of the worst.
@SimonDanczuk
Simon Danczuk
25 days
Surprised this hasn’t made the front page. Starmer propelled into Labour leadership role using a secret slush fund. McSweeney deliberately hid donations from Electoral Commission, and the public, is the allegation. The PM, and his aide, have the lowest standards in public life…
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
29 days
So Starmer has caused traditional Labour voters to leave the party in their droves in order to appeal to right wingers like Labour Councilor Mason Humberstone who has shown Starmer what a great tactic this is by joining Reform.
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
29 days
I am delighted Cllr Mason Humberstone has joined us from Labour. He is putting country before party.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
29 days
James O'Brien, after a couple of agonising days of showing mild criticism of Starmer about his dealings with a best friend of a paedophile is now on much more comfortable ground enthusiastically praising him about his dealings with another best friend of the same paedophile.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
30 days
This Labour guy on #PoliticsLive is the wettest of lettuces.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
1 month
With phase II, Keir Starmer is achieving as much in a fortnight as he did in over a year in phase I.
@Channel4News
Channel 4 News
1 month
'It was only on Wednesday early evening that I knew the contents of the Bloomberg emails'. Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer explains why he defended Lord Mandelson at Prime Minister's Questions last week, before sacking him the next day.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
1 month
McSweeney is to Keir Starmer what a pile of horse manure is to a wheelbarrow.
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
1 month
Watching that family on #bbclaurak playing their string instruments beautifully after seeing loads of images of proud British patriots lined up, pissing against public buildings between protesting non whites as savages
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
1 month
Morgan McSweeney was driving to Barnard Castle to have a hearing test when people were shouting about how inappropriate Peter Mandelson was
@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
1 month
“Something has to give and I think it’s got to be Morgan.” Why many Labour MPs have decided that Morgan McSweeney’s exit from Downing Street is the first and most important condition to any recovery for this Government https://t.co/sjMNEKZgRg
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@groovy_chi
Groovy J
1 month
Kemi Badenoch's first question to Keir Starmer at next weeks #PMQs should be "How would you say Phase II is going?"
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