i don’t want “a job” i want to be a baby deer

just kidding i don’t go outside!.

how it feels to get a 3am drunk uber with my friends

woaw follow @cynmoder for more or wallace gets shot !!!!!!!!!!!!

gromit gromit gromit

if the straight cishet men are going to hang around could you at least put together some money and buy me picsart premium.

have to respond to an email today

goodnight gromlings! 🌙 i love you all equally, but some of you more. sleep tight do let the gromits bite!

$3 cat meets £3 gromit.they are both priceless to me ☻

i’m going to save opening the box until june gets home but i am so over the moon happy it has been such a quest. thankyou all for your LOVE! 🩷

hey #gromitarmy so i’m quite possibly the most excited anyone has ever been. my UK gromits have arrived and i think £3 gromit has finally arrived home!

please form an orderly line and wait patiently for your turn in the blender.

i’m doing this to every single reply guy starting now

hi gromlings i actually do have things of somewhat value to post but i will wait until the tornado takes the strāggots away

cishet men this is not a safe space for you, there are weapons of mass destruction and pain, you should probably leave. i’m only saying this for your own safety. 😔. everyone else hi! follow my beautiful gf @cynmoder

hey new friends and enemies!! if you followed for face posts you’re going to be very disappointed, if you followed for autistic ramblings and gromit there is literally no better place to be! #gromitarmy lmk if you’d like to be friends! 🫶🏻⬇️

if you are a straight man and you click the follow button a curse shall fall upon your bloodline from present day till the earth gets swallowed into the sun. roaches will infest your eyeballs and ants will eat away at your skin as you sleep. you will never know peace again.

everything i post is for the girls and the gromits only if you are not the girls or the gromits then scroll.

at the bus stop. straight up “waiting for it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let's justr say. My bus