toronto news is like.
group of 11-year-olds charged with the battery and murder of 92y.o. single mother of 19, owner of cat shelter
and mtl news is like
quebec man arrested for throwing half eaten muffin at child, jumping out of bus
regional public transit etiquette is so funny. in mtl people will line up politely to get on the bus but cannot grasp the concept of waiting for people to exit the metro train before you get in. the opposite is true in toronto.
saw a girl on the metro drafting a huge paragraph text message in google docs and her friends were editing and commenting on it. whoever the recipient is, it’s over bro.
hey guys i’ve been hearing people (me) still using he/him pronouns and i just want to remind people (me) that i use they/them! so if all of u who have been messing up (only me) could try n remember that thx
you guys could just wear overalls with no shirt underneath. it’s not that weird. it doesn’t have to be a costume u could just wear it whenever its totally cool
saw duster on their recent tour and before they started playing they said “hey kids :)” and then killed the show - speaking on behalf of bands gaining huge new audiences and demographics is weird and gatekeepy. drummer also stayed to talk gear to a bunch of teens afterwards
i'm gonna be real with you. none of these bands need tiktok. duster and pavement went viral on the platform and their shows were FILLED with kids being annoying as shit, barely watching the bands and filming tiktoks/playing roblox "as a joke" during their performances.
twitter thread:
coriolanuscreampie: watching the hunger games is fascist because ur basically spectating the games
peetachip404: what an idiotic take lol. obv not the same. wish i could see the capitol kids game.
random ai:
Beautiful Italian Girl with White Shirt on Riviera
“players, please step forward and state your pronouns and one fun fact about you. we will go in order of your numbers. i will now repeat the instructions.”
the two famous YA love triangles are so bizarre in retrospect. emotionally unavailable vampire vs pedophile wolf. short king vs guy who blew up your sister
listening to the boygenius album so i can hate on it accurately. why do they credit boygenius as well as all of them individually on each song. we know.
customer asked me for a pad and was so normal chill about it so i was like yeah for sure this isn't weird let me go check the staff washroom. turns out she asked for a Bag.
things that happened to me today:
1. grandparents got scammed out of a lot of money by someone pretending to be me
2. prof told me i’m failing a class with no way to pass
3. different grandparent asked me to buy art from my ex for her
4. slept through a dr apt at 2:15pm