Dad? What is this?.A videocassette .How do you use it?.(Exhales in old)

Imagine how much more interesting the world would be if people based their choices on anything other than some magic book that told them they were more special than everyone else.

This shit looks like ass.

What’s one of your dark thoughts?. Me: That no one cares if I’m happy as long as I’m useful.

It’s almost like the guy everyone thinks is a genius isn’t particularly smart and mostly just a grifter whose incompetence is showing publicly.

I own a dog now and this is what he does most of the time.

Son: I don’t want to go school today.Me: Ok. Give me a compelling reason why you should stay home. Son: I don’t know what that means. Me: That’s why you need to go to school.

Realizing that life is too short to keep doing something you hate while also realizing you’re too old to do something new is some shitty irony.

Imagine if conservative politicians had the same energy for stopping mass shootings that they have for this outrage soap opera they’re acting out because of a search warrant.

The Supreme Court decision puts reproductive rights back in the hands of state legislatures and representatives. So if you didn’t think voting was important in midterm elections, now you have your reason to vote.

It’s always the people who got D’s in history who lecture the loudest about freedom of speech and liberty.

RT @Imani_Barbarin: A lot of you are defending the “joke” bc you all make fun of people with disabilities and chronic illnesses too. You….

RT @dijadontneedya: I want Black people to free ourselves from the shackles of caring what white people think of us, as if they are the arb….

Hold on for all the takes from people who do make believe for a living lecturing us about reality.

I’m going to be honest with you all. White people, your “takes” or “think pieces” on what happened at the #Oscar are going to be uninformed 💩 from a perspective you will not understand and will end up being in some way racist. Just don’t.

RT @G4TV: G4 x @collectsideshow Sweepstakes (5 WINNERS! i made a long sentence last time but i can't come up with anything but more free st….

How unbelievably American is this? #ThisIsAmerica.

If I’m not tweeting regularly it’s probably because I’m silently rooting for you with whatever you’re enjoying that you want people to know about. Yay you! Keep it going!

So are we ready to discuss Eternals as an allegory against white supremacy yet or not because it boggles my mind that no one else sees it.

Learning the full truth about history helps you learn to not make the same mistakes and correct the ones you made. Learning only about your accomplishments and not their costs isn’t history. It’s propaganda #CriticalRaceTheory.

RT @popternative: Video #interview with @mattycardarople on his upcoming poetry book, @Stranger_Things and much more!. .