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Mobile Architect - iOS/Android Developer - UI/UX Specialist - Racially Ignorant - Musically Intolerant - Cynical Asshole

Toronto, Canada
Joined May 2008
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@gridlockd
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11 years
Swift: Xcode for N00BS.
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11 years
Does it mean that with iOS8's HomeKit I don't have to turn off the lights 13 times before bed? … My OCD thanks you, Apple.
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11 years
iOS8 Health Kit… FOR YOUR HEALTH! http://t.co/khss0Rkoie.
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11 years
iOS8's "Predictive Keyboard"… BlackBerry says "hi" from 2004!.
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11 years
Apple WWDC update: ONE fuck was given a minute ago.
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11 years
Apple's WWDC Keynote so far: Precisely ZERO fucks given.
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11 years
"Safari now supports JavaScript Promises" … How USELESS is that? Seriously.
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11 years
Are sugar-free cakes made with extra hate?.
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11 years
"Leaked Photos of Star Wars: Episode VII" http://t.co/2oXHSnwh7L … WHAT?! NO GREEN SCREEN?! … THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!.
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11 years
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! … I'LL BE YOUR HOST TONIGHT. http://t.co/3eCV58atcl.
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11 years
Will iOS 8 come with that strikingly handsome security guard? Fingers crossed! - "iOS 8 banners go live for WWDC" http://t.co/mB7E3RYMIi.
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11 years
Brasileiro é aquela criança que não pode ter nada porque quebra tudo que ganha.
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@gridlockd
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11 years
Mas o Facebook anda muito pior. A cada duas entradas na minha timeline, uma é um evento babaca que alguém criou.
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11 years
Eu ando ausente do Twitter porque sempre que eu entro aqui, tem um zé-doidim cagando-goma na minha timeline.
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11 years
Por que brasileiro anda com essa babaquice de ficar criando ou participando de eventos ~irônicos~ no FEICE?.
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11 years
Será que um dia a Globo fará uma versão brasileira de The Big Bang Theory? … Com um nome cafona tipo "A Teoria do Papoco".
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11 years
Geez. What was that MAD MEN season-finale? That's TV at it's best! http://t.co/O3y081elfT.
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