gretchen
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I need advice and wisdom and to be friends with ray from girls I love him
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Uh oh I’ve got competition
Started to wear thongs again because I need to grow up but bro they are so uncomfortable and that’s why I only wear big underwear like why do I want to feel like I have a wedgie all day…
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this is probably what ringo starr was saying to himself right before he left india early
Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.
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Started to wear thongs again because I need to grow up but bro they are so uncomfortable and that’s why I only wear big underwear like why do I want to feel like I have a wedgie all day…
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Emerson just said I came into the room last night “like a bull in a china shop” I love that catch phrase and I’m gonna start saying it more when it applies
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Just got hit with the Gen Z stare from a Dunkin’ Donuts drive thru worker when I asked if I could have one old fashioned munchkin for my dog
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Remember the Jersey drone era when I thought every plane flying overhead was a drone
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