gunk in the machine
@gremplin
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tier three 21st century tax optimization artist
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Joined June 2013
OMG finally, I have such an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The day has arrived. Please help me spread the word. 🫶🙏
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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ive been using these two boxes interchangeably for weeks wondering why one is so stiff - I feel like you can’t make your box look like this if it’s not for your face. it’s literally a paper towel apparently, leave it on a roll where it belongs.
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our furnace emailed me an error code to forward to our heating and plumbing company (by name, so it knows where to send this shit already) and I s2g if the future is just me being middleman between all my shit and the people being paid to maintain that shit I’m gonna be real mad
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ICE was born on a mission to Defend the Homeland. Will you answer the call to serve?
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my top 1000 collectors on @0xDecaArt have been graciously added by @XCOPYART <3
https://t.co/ovzme5VjPQ 18+. void where prohibited. no purch necess. odds approx 1/10,000,000. see rules: https://t.co/JZ00X3GsKO
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idk for sure if the grinch eats whos or not, but I felt the like pretending to eat grinch salted whos was the right move here vs fries
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song a day is about to turn 17. to celebrate, i've made something called 🟥🟧🟨 Every Two Million Blocks 🟩🟦🟪 it's a song & nft project about time. the notes are generated onchain by an algorithm. each nft you mint extends the song by a year. $8 open edition 12/8-15 🧵👇
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do balloons absolutely neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed areolas
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what do you actually even do in this situation when you can only park between signs and each spot has a sign?
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Comfort never looked this good. From chill mornings to late nights out — this sweatshirt’s got your back. Get it now 👉 https://t.co/k2oozr3Wcp
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🧠🔒 THE BRAINTRUST : SIDEQUESTS 🔒🧠 a look at what the trusteez have been up to... 🖼️ fifty editions of five | 0.025 ✨ all OG trustee holders have been airdropped their matching sidequest, check your hidden 🪂 https://t.co/SGjvPmtgLp
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throwback I was just reminded of! (just met this fine gentleman in the flesh as well ~)
RT for a personalized analysis of your Cryptoadz by me @cryptoadzNFT
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I can tell if it’s gonna be a good day or not if the Taco Bell app allows you to add both chili and cheese to the chili cheese burrito, or just cheese and it’s been a monthlong drought of cheese only. Hard times are upon us.
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These cozy knitted stockings are perfect for keeping your feet warm on chilly winter nights. Whether you’re lounging around the house, watching TV, or wearing slippers or shoes, they add comfort and style to your everyday moments.
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they should’ve just made nose the flap for the mouth, the holes go to the same place Never need both at the same time, so like when you’re nose mode you’re obviously not mouth mode, etc Could’ve saved a lot of face real estate
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A growing number of young Americans are being pushed by social media and doctors to to take hormones and undergo surgery—now they're detransitioning and sounding the alarm.
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gm from Tucumcari, NM kicking the day with @nounsdao community service + celebrating the gnome at Art City 🥳🤌
We built a giant Gnome sculpture in the middle of New Mexico that is a perfect replica of Noun 0 (100ft long). And now we're throwing an event there from Nov. 7-9th. Everyone is welcome ⌐◨-◨ Read more about the project @ https://t.co/ipxGEnsoMk — https://t.co/i4qUtZUJDS
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