Like most teens, my Twitter experience has turned sullen and disillusioned. My feed was full of smart and interesting people, and now it feels designed to make me like people less. I don't need it to change, but then I don't need it at all. #MyTwitterAnniversary

The Princess Bride: a grampa reads his sick grandson a book about a pirate reuniting with his ex before she gets married. This was before COVID. #DescribeAMovieBadly

In the last 8 days, more than 2.5% of Rhode Islanders have tested positive for COVID. Who knows how many are positive and untested. If you're out, assume people around you are infectious. They probably are.

And, yeah, that's a Pixelbook in the background.

My android history, taken from my new @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro. Includes the Droid Incredible, Droid RAZR, Droid Turbo, Pixel XL, Pixel 3 XL and Pixel 3a.

Got my pre order of the @madebygoogle Pixel6 Pro (finally). I was trying through both the Fi app and the Google Store. Store won. Some differences: Google Store offered accessories, Fi didn't. Fi didn't make you add the buds for the promotion. Fi didn't offer Preffered Care.

@madebygoogle What is error R013? I am so close to finishing the pre-order.

And I'm out again.

And I'm in. Just waiting for the accessories page to finish loading.

The Google store page and Pixel 6 Pro pre order pages are down already. @madebygoogle

TIL...

The last time Rhode Island had zero new hospital admissions for COVID was March 14, 2020. On Sunday there were 2. With vaccines and seasonality, we could be seeing the return of days with zero new cases and zero hospitalizations. In case you needed a reason to keep being smart.

Not pictured: the inches added to the pedestal we all put her on anyway.

I was searching for something in my Google drive and this was first among the results. I have no idea who this adorable couple is, or what is going on, but assuming it's somewhat recent (pre-pandemic) I'd guess it's a a gender reveal. I've never been to one.

When @JoeBiden joked that @JanetYellen should have her own @HamiltonMusical ... it got us thinking, what would that sound like? As it happens, we know an artist on The Hamilton Mixtape. We'll let @dessadarling take it from here.

I personally invite New England football fans to resume rooting for the Giants, as they did before the AFL. Come one, come all.

I served Pat Reilly and his wife lunch at a sports bar in Greenwich, CT during the time he was negotiating to coach the Knicks. He wears the rings, and he's a much bigger man than you expect. Both of them were very nice.

Still my favorite Christmas song by anyone, and maybe especially this year. https://t.co/HvbLTR1eyn Thank you, @rosepolenzani

The 7 day average of new Covid cases in RI has dropped 6 days in a row. The average has dropped 170 since December 4th. The positivity rate of people being tested has dropped as well. The numbers are still horrific, but less so. Keep it up, RI.

When your 5 year old asks to watch Home Alone... 3