Bout to be a fire t-swift almost dropping #illbeyours

Get this dude out. I said it 4 years ago and I’ll say it again. This guy is a quack. Pack your bags, America needs grown ups in office

Yes Kev!!! Congrats my dude. Frends crew turns dad crew all in one year haha

Happy dad

Super bowl Sunday vibes, who you got?

Jaeger Bailey Memorial Fund

@gregbretzz Insurance companies make billions by denying care. Health care’s main function should not be profit for large corporations. Medicare For All

Insurance covers a guy chopping his dick off but my son has asthma and they turn their heads. What the fuck is wrong with our world.

🤜🏼🤛🏼 for life. I got you

I keep trying to make protein shakes but they turn out margaritas

Let’s fuckin party

I said athlete. But you’re right. Chess is also played sitting down not exerting energy

I think it’s hilarious that Redbull along with other large companies say that gamers are athletes. Please. Athletes leave the house

Follow my new Instagram. @gregbretzzz

6.5 pounds. 19.5 inches long. Future Olympian. Welcome to the world baby girl. Daddy already loves you so much

I am “I bought my first decorative pillow” years old..... 🤦🏼‍♂️

That one time we had it all with @nike and I was lucky enough to get in on this crazy production at Snowmass thanks to my boy @drscll. I was just the b shooter but ended up landing all the commercial advertising for…

My Instagram got hacked and now I have no way to get back in. Some chode is posting lame ass pictures of himself. Bye bye followers

. @gregbretzz with the massive method 📸Dean Blotto Gray