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Michael
1 year
Introducing Everton Football Club's new Manager: Sean Dyche # EFC
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Michael
1 year
Listen to Sean Dyche, and then watch the clip from earlier today. Already, Everton mastering the protection of "the V"
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Michael
1 year
Oh my god 0:18 might be the most Lampardian transition ever.
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Football Daily
1 year
🗣️ “It’s a pretty easy decision for me. This is my club.” Frank Lampard on returning to Chelsea as caretaker manager. 💙
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Michael
4 years
West Ham could be a laugh this season
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Michael
4 years
@GaryLineker Yeah Gary, I'm sure a young child will be thoroughly traumatised by a big TV outside his house, how harrowing
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Michael
2 years
I'll miss him, but tbh I'm just really looking forward to watching Richarlison in a fully functioning side for once. From a side fighting relegation to one that could push all the way for the title. He'll be brilliant for Spurs, and a move he thoroughly deserves. Go well, Richy
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Michael
3 years
Evertonian.
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Michael
5 years
Can you imagine if anyone else played this pass? Tom Davies take a bow
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Michael
2 years
God I really really hope it works out for Lampard next season
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Michael
4 years
@Catherinelc94 @_elodiekayhazel Shut up la, did you expect her to be like "aye, sound come round and take up me spare room"? You big muppet
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Michael
2 years
We are so Aston Villa 2011-2016, it's so fucking similar. We've had our Martin O'Neill, our Gérard Houllier, just had our Alex McLeish, and now we're onto our very own Rémi Garde.
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Michael
1 year
It's nothing particularly outlandish, but everything he mentions, they're already doing. - crunch wide areas, double up on attacker - narrow defensive 4 protect box - structure consistently shifts to protect from the switch - congested V prevents opportunity
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Michael
2 years
For less than £80m Palace have managed to bring in Eze, Olise, Guehi, Anderson, and now Ebiowei & Doucoure across the past three summer transfer windows. It's amazing what a bit of imagination and thought can do with a not-so-major transfer budget.
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Ed Aarons
2 years
Crystal Palace are closing in on the signing of Cheick Doucouré after agreeing an initial fee of £18m for the Mail midfielder. #cpfc
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Michael
3 years
Loves the Toffees.
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Michael
6 years
Lovely stuff. #EFC
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Michael
1 year
Gone at Dyche here 😂😂
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Michael
2 years
It's Alex Iwobi's world, and we're all living in it.
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Michael
3 years
Dyche there hahahaha, he's earned my respect.
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Michael
2 years
God save the King.
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Michael
6 years
What's our fucking name????
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Michael
4 years
Fair dos to Allan here🤣🤣 having none of Sigurdsson there is he
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Michael
1 month
Still here watching this again. Think if you could have designed the perfect winner for Wednesday's Derby, it would have been exactly this. Gwladys Street. Corner. Backpost. Everton's number 9. Bullet header. No VAR. I'm so happy Goodison's final years has this goal.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 month
"EVERTON'S NUMBER NINE!" 🔥 What a header, Dominic Calvert-Lewin! ☄️🔵
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Michael
3 years
*Thiago misplaces pass* Commentator: "we mustn't forget the tackle by Richarlison in the Merseyside Derby, a miracle he's back playing already really"
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Michael
4 years
I've never seen a picture so destined to be everyone's new twitter header...
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Michael
10 months
First relegation rival dropped points
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Michael
12 days
Everton had Ashley Young & Idrissa Gueye standing over a free kick and scored from it. Never getting topped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Michael
3 years
The commentary at the end 😭😭
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Michael
1 month
14 full seasons with Everton & West Ham, top 8 finishes in 11 of them with an average of 60 points. Potential to make it 12 in 15 this season too.
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Moyes is the best PL midtable manager of all time
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Michael
1 month
If Richard Masters had got his way and deducted Everton 17 points this season, they would still be outside the relegation zone. We shall not be moved... 🎶
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Michael
10 months
Amongst all of the chaos, just thought I'd cheer everyone up a little bit by sharing this.
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
10 months
Rafa Benítez loses his first LALIGA game as manager of Celta 😬
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Michael
6 years
Never forget.
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Michael
2 years
Ralf Rangnick talking in his first United press conference about how he used to travel all the way from Brighton in the 80s to watch Everton at Goodison. I would have appointed him just for that
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Michael
2 years
This was only 6 weeks ago. Player.
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Michael
3 years
- Massive fines - docked points - expulsion from European football for minimum one season Nothing less. Still need punishing.
@danroan
Dan Roan
3 years
BREAKING: Man City have withdrawn from ESL too
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Michael
3 years
Remember the backlash when Pickford ate Van Dijk.
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
3 years
Gary Neville hammers David de Gea for "not eating" Dominic Calvert-Lewin
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Michael
2 years
A potential a run of Inter, Benfica & Villarreal to a Champions League final 😂😂😂
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Michael
2 years
"What is a little bit of pressing? A little bit of pressing is like a little bit of pregnant. I mean, either you are pregnant or not. Either you want to play pressing or not, but please not a little bit of pressing." - Ralf Rangnick.
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Michael
5 years
Paulo Fonseca, mate. Future great
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Michael
2 years
Benitez inbound at Burnley to make sure he finishes the job off of relegating Everton Football Club.
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Michael
3 years
Tom Davies having a solid 4-5 months consecutively, to then fall behind Andre Gomes and Fabian Delph in the midfield pecking order for practically no reason. Very odd
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Michael
6 years
Think I'm falling in love with Richarlison yenno
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Michael
1 month
I say Dyche'd and absolutely mean it. Overpowered them, outworked them, bullied them on the transition, killed them at set-pieces, excellent shape, own box defended superbly. Was the only way to win it tonight, and they did it to perfection
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Michael
1 month
Worth the 14 year wait that. Dyche'd.
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Michael
4 years
Everton in 7 games this season: 24 goals Everton under Marco Silva last season: 23 goals
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Michael
2 years
(assistant) Gaffer.
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Michael
2 years
Think we can all agree that Alex Iwobi is allowed to use his private jet this summer
@alexiwobi
Alexander Iwobi
2 years
3 Points In The Bag…
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Michael
4 years
Mad how much Calvert-Lewin has bulked up over the last 18 months, his general physique is quite ridiculous
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Michael
3 years
Dying at the translation of Richarlison's agents Instagram post here ahhaha 😂😂😂
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Michael
2 years
Big shout to Lampard switching to the back 5 with Iwobi at wing-back, nullified Alonso's late runs into the penalty box big time
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Michael
4 months
- Everton average crosses per game: 19.8 - Spurs average crosses faced per game: 18.5 Everton crosses today: 36 Nah Ange, we saw a weakness and you got Dyche'd
@Everton_Extra
Everton Extra
4 months
🗣️ Ange Postecoglou: "That was the only threat they had, we had to deal with them throwing balls into the box all game.” [ @hotspurreports ]
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Michael
2 years
If Idrissa Gana Gueye is happy, then I'm happy.
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Michael
3 years
Back in training. 👊
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Michael
1 year
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@EvertonNewsFeed
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀
1 year
🚨Davide Ancelotti son of Real Madrid and Former Everton Manager, Carlo Ancelotti has been discussed as a potential alternative to Marcelo Bielsa (Source - @MailSport )
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Michael
4 years
"The home games seem to be the issue". Everton have lost just 3 league games at home in exactly 365 days.
@Haywaphi17
Phill Hayward - 10k a day for a year 🏃🏻‍♂️💙👇🏻
4 years
Charlie Nicolas is back 😩🤣🙃 what an absolute weirdo this fella is, what’s his actual problem, why is he so agaisnt us #everton
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Michael
3 months
Funniest stat of the season. Nothing beats this.
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Michael
6 years
Was quite critical of Pickford yesterday after this, but what a save looking back. That's world class stuff
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Michael
4 months
Amount of games with 2+ non-penalty xG created for recent Everton managers in the Premier League: Marco Silva - 6 in 53 - 11.3% Carlo Ancelotti - 9 in 58 - 15.5% Rafa Benitez - 1 in 19 - 5.2% Frank Lampard - 1 in 38 - 2.6% Sean Dyche - 10 in 41 - 24.4%
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Michael
2 years
Some lovely Niels Nkounkou-ing from Niels Nkounkou over the weekend
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Michael
1 year
Everton the only away team not to lose this weekend.
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Michael
2 years
A shame he made that crucial error, but Alex Iwobi was superb yesterday: - 0.3 xA (highest) - 11 passes into final 3rd (highest) - 5 passes into pen box (highest) - 10 progressive passes (highest) - 46 carries (highest) - 60 touches (highest) Play. Him. Centrally.
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Michael
4 years
All for James legging it across the pitch when he sees Alderweireld hit Richarlison with the ball 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael
3 years
I'm all for Alex Iwobi being great at footy again. He's started the season brilliantly and I'm delighted for him
@Billyinho7
Billy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷
3 years
. @alexiwobi vs. Brighton (A)
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Michael
4 years
Currently listening to a podcast with Chris Wilder, and he's just admitted to that despite growing up in Norris Green with a family of Kopites, his second team after Sheffield United was always Everton. Loves the fans, he loved Howard, loved that side from the 80s.
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Michael
1 month
Sean Dyche on course to matching, if not bettering, the 47 points that Roberto Martinez was getting with Romelu Lukaku up front in 14-15 & 15-16.
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Michael
3 years
Too right, Antonio
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Michael
4 years
If Everton can afford to spend the type of money it'll take to get Zaha out of Palace, then they really shouldn't be spending it on just Wilfried Zaha, if that makes sense.
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Michael
5 years
Ahhh look, it's The Anfield Wrap not being arsed about Everton again
@TheAnfieldWrap
The Anfield Wrap
5 years
Everton���s new stadium looks boss to be fair
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Michael
2 years
Introducing Everton Football Club's new Manager: Frank Lampard #EFC
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Michael
4 months
We're in February and with 23 games played, Everton have conceded just 15 times from open-play this season! No team has conceded less, only Arsenal and Liverpool can match it. Defensive improvement was imperative at the start of the season, fair to say they've managed it
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Michael
2 years
Lampard's programme notes for tomorrow's match, something else. Understanding, charismatic and connected - everything you want from your manager in the modern-day.
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@Everton
Everton
2 years
📘 | Two more home games = two more programmes. Order your #EVEBRE edition online! ⤵️
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Michael
3 years
Rashford knows the score
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Marcus Rashford
3 years
Yes Tony 👏🏾👏🏾
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2 years
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@SOS1878
School of Science
2 years
The relief when Watford scored an equaliser in the 88th minute sums up what a dire situation we find ourselves in.
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Michael
1 month
Comparisons with 5 games to play: 2021-22: 18th -2 points from 17th GD -20 2022:23 19th -2 points from 17th GD -25 2023-24: 16th (would be 14th) +5 points from 18th (would be 13 points) GD -14 Not done yet, but getting there.
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Michael
4 years
@Karlage11 @GaryLineker I wouldn't like it mate no, but then again I wouldn't have been a twat and done what Dominic Cummings has done, so swings and roundabouts
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Michael
2 years
This makes a lot more sense now
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@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
2 years
Neutrals should be cheering on Liverpool's quadruple hunt - they are one of the greatest teams ever | @LukeEdwardsTele #LFC
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Michael
3 years
Imagine being told two months ago that our manager would be Rafa Benitez and has first three signings would be Asmir Begovic, Andros Townsend and Demarai Gray.
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Michael
12 days
So 26 points & a considerably better goal difference would have been enough to stay up in the end. Everton had achieved 26 points by December 16th.
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Michael
2 years
People turning their nose up to James Tarkowski on a free transfer lol
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Michael
6 years
This would have been some goal. #EFC
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Michael
1 year
4 goals in 3 games for Tom Cannon since this very stupid tweet.
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
Preston striker Tom Cannon played 90 minutes against Middlesbrough. He completed 3 passes.
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Michael
7 months
0.5 xG conceded (Brighton's 3rd lowest ever under De Zerbi) a seriously impressive number against a Brighton team that are chasing a lead for pretty much 90 minutes of play. Dyche got control of the defence, and now it's the best it's been for a while now
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Michael
6 months
The Premier League creating an Everton-specific sanction policy (never to be used again) and the investigation concluding with the club more or less receiving the highest possible punishment is, urm, not a good look in my opinion...
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@Paddy_Boyland
Patrick Boyland
6 months
Formal confirmation of Everton's appeal into their 10-pt deduction expected to come later this week Here's a look at mitigating factors & case for defence after consultation w/sports lawyers Could centre on disproportionality & lack of sanction policy
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Michael
2 years
Tonight I cried over an Alex Iwobi 99th minute winner, St. Paddy's Day will never ever be topped
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Michael
4 years
Klopp.
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Michael
4 years
Laughing me head off at Blues getting upset at Iwobi, erm, going on holiday. Shite season? No holiday for you mate. Should be in your garden practicing Cruyff turns like Yannick Bolasie...
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6 months
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@OptaAnalyst
Opta Analyst
6 months
Premier League 2023-24: Points vs Expected Points
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Michael
1 year
Everton's high-risk pressing strategy under Sean Dyche - a thread: Much said about our defensive performances recently, so I thought I'd dig into a potential reason as to why it's dropped off recently without solely blaming Michael Keane.
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Michael
5 years
"the Einstein" "Liverpool city centre" "absolutely nuts" Some tweet that
@empireofthekop
Empire of the Kop
5 years
Remember this goal very well. Was in the Einstein in Liverpool city centre and the place went absolutely nuts. Limbs. Everywhere.
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Michael
3 years
Tom Davies has been brilliant. Again.
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Michael
6 months
Venues of away defeats under Sean Dyche after 17 fixtures: - Anfield x2 - Emirates - Old Trafford - Villa Park Yeah, that's it.
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Michael
8 months
One moment I thought was weird from the commentary today, claiming Everton "again couldn't hold onto a lead" after Brentford equaliser... Meanwhile, Everton's record when scoring first in fixtures since Sean Dyche's appointment is now: Games - 9 Wins - 6 Draws - 3 Losses - 0
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Michael
3 years
Rafa's Everton: First Impressions. We're nine weeks into the Benitez era, so I've sat down and picked it apart. A humongous 8,000 words on the aftermath of Ancelotti's departure, pre-season, tactical & data trends, what needs fixing, and what comes.
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Michael
1 year
At this point, I genuinely find it really hard to not come away from any of Dyche's games so far and not be deflated that we didn't boot Lampard and hire him earlier. So many games & points pissed away.
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Michael
2 years
Paul Clement's set-piece wizards ✊
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Michael
9 months
Alex Iwobi 2022-23 ranked at Everton. Minutes played - 98.6% Assists - 1st xAG - 1st Key Passes - 1st Passes into Final 3rd - 1st Passes into Penalty Box - 1st Progressive Passes - 1st Progressive Carries - 2nd Attempted Dribbles - 1st Tackles - 3rd Ball Recoveries - 2nd
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Michael
3 years
Obviously, rumours are rumours, but if it turned out that the two front-runners for the Everton job were in fact Christophe Galtier and Graham Potter, then it definitely indicates that *some* people at the club actually know what they're doing.
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Michael
6 months
Everton with 45 shots and 5.7 Expected Goals from their home games vs Manchester United and Newcastle United. Unheard-of. Just so so good.
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Michael
2 years
Trying to figure out why some players would maybe question these tactics. Real tough one
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Michael
4 months
Shame some of you couldn't see how good Amadou Onana was tonight
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Michael
6 months
Already so bored of seeing people outside of Everton thinking that we're only picking up wins now because of the points deduction and how it has "galvanised" the club. No, this is just a very functional side that is improving every week & is a deserved top 10 team.
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Michael
4 years
Madness really, Leighton Baines will retire soon and people still aren't aware how for a good 2 years he was the best left-back in the world. No denying he's one of the best left-backs in Premier League history.
@Harrys1878nsno
Harry
4 years
Leighton Baines edit 🔵 35 years old and he’s still dropping brilliant performances👌🏻 38 goals 64 assists What a player 🔵🔵
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Michael
2 years
Might be my new favourite Everton pic this
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