I'm going to buy a walking stick and shout at teenagers to get off my lawn

Getting older is rising above all the petty shit in life

I ran out of cigarettes, feed my addiction

Given up on the human race and might adopt a llama

People disappoint me

Sarcastically asking your friend to bring you a cheese toastie and she actually does it💕 these are the people I need in my life

If I don't come back alive it was probably worth it

This time tomorrow I will be drunk on an island #SwellFest

Being overdramatic is part of my charm, deal with it😍

Make me happy fanks x x

Living in a world of imagination

Slowly losing faith in humanity🔫

Im that kind of friend that will lowkey beat you to death with a sack of money

Ask or tell me something!

Stealing food in a friends house then running away before their parents come into the kitchen..

There's a reason people don't fuck with her.

Friend goals:when they offer to take your coffin to town and beat people I hate with it if I die from this chest infection @sarahmcginley97