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i don’t know what a labubu is. i know it’s a funny little creature. but why

bands used to be called one word like Free and Yes now they’re called The Explosion in Michael Howard’s Radish Garden

getting into oat meal. what a marvel

https://t.co/qNRHevgzE9

the goop is back

benson boob

asked this guy if his coffee was for here or to go and he goes “it’s for nowhere.” stealing that.

G eazy moves around the east village like McConaughey in dazed and confused

this went over everyone’s head or i’m not as funny as i think

6’2

here come ole fat cock he come goonin’ up slowly

taking shrooms with a friend who’s never heard Hold On by John Lennon and showing them the song and then pretending not to have heard the cookie monster right in the middle of the song when my they ask wtf that was

the shakes just stopped!! let’s get it!!

sipping yerba under a tree bouncing out stems

i start to forget about all those Mark Kozelek accusations when the weather drops below 70 degrees

i put cinnamon on my coffee this morning fuck all of you

this is what staying at ur grandmas house feels like

being a florida football fan has been so fucking painful since 2009

people with tattoos LOVE telling you what they’re gonna get next