Gooftah
@goof_iest
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For the greater Goof // washed-up former niche internet microcelebrity
Joined April 2019
If you friend group isn’t discussing:. Outbursts of Everett True.Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller.Jucika.Calvin and Hobbes.Ferd’nand.The Far Side.Peanuts. It’s time to find a new friend group. Your network is your net worth!.
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I live in a little mushroom.
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The nation is healing.
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You are INVALIDATING my LIVED EXPERIENCE as a NEURODIVERGENT DISABLED PERSON and that makes you HITLER. -guy who will admit to faking the whole thing six months later.
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You used to get drawn and quartered for suggesting anyone did this.
why are so many people suddenly owning up to faking mental disorders during lockdown ,,? …. u guys were faking ??????????
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Lincoln is one of the extremely few political leaders in the course of this country’s history who understood the purpose of his own authority and when and how to wield it.
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Nothing makes me respect and admire Lincoln more than his biggest critics.
Lincoln, who admired the work of godless Karl Marx, imported legions of Marxists from Germany to hurl as a battering ram against the hierarchical South in the name of federal tyranny. The Confederates, meanwhile, were God-fearing men raised in the traditions of the Founders, and
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RT @twinkophrenia: Bro I'm sorry but you are at least like 0.5% directly personally responsible for people becoming stupider lol.
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Can we please ban fandom from the face of the earth.
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Wish I’d bought a phone while I was in China. My current phone has lasted me the better part of six years and it’s on its last legs, and I really don’t like iphones or samsungs, but alternatives are rarely affordable. The phones in China, paying in RMB, were much better priced.
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Lock in.
🚨🇨🇳🇪🇸 BREAKING: SPAIN has awarded CHINA'S HUAWEI new contracts to manage intelligence agency wiretaps.
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756th time’s the charm.
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