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The truth is out there, I guess. Spirit Animal = Dog the Bounty Hunter
Not Telling, New Zealand
Joined January 2009
The most terrifying thing about being a parent so far is when your kid is in such a deep sleep and is deathly still. They don’t move or make a sound at all for minutes on end and can’t be waked .. but then they slightly move their arm confirming their still alive.
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Is it wrong that any time someone posts about buying their first home, all I feel is wanting to stab them in the throat with a screwdriver ... I won’t ... don’t worry ... I’ll give them a disingenuous ❤️ instead.
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My dog jumped in to a Trademe pickups car today. At least they were chill about it but super embarrassing
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I would suggest if you are looking to learn English grammar, TradeMe conversations are probably not a good starting point
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I wish tv shows wouldn’t make ref to the pandemic. It always seems so forced and dated and in the case of 90 day fiancé seems to give people the excuse to be pieces of shit to each other.
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The FB Glenfield community page now appears to be a dating site, wild.
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As much as I love shit haircuts, can we sideline the mullet revival yet.
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I’d like Dustin Poirier more if he didn’t have such garbage chest tattoos
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Pretty sure there is move vape stores than humans. We have come along way.
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Some time I check in on people from the past to see if they are still posting about drinking wine. They are.
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I wonder if Dog wore sunscreen from the start what he would look like now.
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Saw a guy playing hacky sack by himself In Ponsonby this arvo. He wasn’t very good 😔
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I sometimes forget how big the drop zone counter actually is #tippingpoint
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One of my favourite things to do lately is to trawl Facebook Marketplace and look at all the ugly clothes people are trying to sell.
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Had a dream/nightmare where I was trying to get KFC and they kept messing up my order cause I was using a pre-isolation expired voucher and they were trying to charge me way to much for my five piece and chips. <cold sweets>
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