Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool https://t.co/DY6TQMM4O8

Cheers fellow steel cap boot wearers!

This is what it looked like before.

Right now all these are the right length and nicely hemmed. I think it might be time for a beer and to slap some more paint on her. #CaravanRenovation

Bastard net curtaining perfectly hemmed to the bench ✅✅✅ #CaravanRenovation

Hacking the hemming foot - is there anything gaffa tape can’t do? #CaravanRenovation

Sympathy farming through spreading medical misinformation- yeah that makes you a special kind of cunt.

🇦🇺 Aussie artists who told far-right, anti-immigration & anti-vax rallies to stop using their songs: ❌ Jimmy Barnes / Cold Chisel – want a “tolerant Australia” ❌ John Farnham – called anti-lockdown use “offensive” ❌ John Williamson – “True Blue” not for racists ❌ Shane

After his farce of a senator term is over he’d be lucky to be elected to a Neighbourhood Watch committee.

When we first started on it.

The back of the caravan - all done - now to install the bed. #CaravanRenovation

Bench cover revenge! #CaravanRenovation

Melbourne’s own Jack Simpson wins The World Barista Championship. https://t.co/ggH9ayK7F0

Fuck I’m gonna need to lift my madeleines game.

Sewing Tip - if you are trying to sew fabric that’s a bit sticky - because say you messed up calculations and using even the bit left stuck to the roll - use some thin notepaper laid on top/folded under to help it go through the sewing machine, then tear it off.

Today’s brutal lesson was - don’t try to make custom cushion covers on 4 hours sleep. #CaravanRenovation

Had to buy a special skinny paintbrush because this… 🙄 #CaravanRenovation

#melbourne #patmelbourne

I think the creature guarding my work boots would prefer me to stay home and snuggle with them instead of going to the workshop today.

Does soap and deodorant count as “vanity” too? Toothpaste?

After Pandora, spending 8 hours cooking in a kitchen sounds pretty fucking relaxing actually.