shoshami jones
@gollymissjolly
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artist, laughter enthusiast, optimistic pessimist
oregon
Joined June 2012
Fucking miss me by a MILE with your posts saying “we can all be friends even though we feel differently bc we’re adults”
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I feel like “horrified and aghast” really sums it up rn
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1.56 million third party votes. now is not the time what in the actual fuck
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my dad, named Kevin, loved fortnite. I played a match for the first time in a few years and got second place, much to my surprise. the person who beat me? username Kevin7776266.
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Hey, I made cinnamon snails from the extra pie crust tonight. I went to throw the extra crust out and could practically hear you scoff at the idea. Miss you every day. Proud to call you my dad. I wish you were still here and love you.
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I was minding my own business and a spider crawled up the couch and across a throw pillow towards me, but earlier I found a penny from 1916 so quite a day folks, quite a day
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please for the love of god do not forsake the opportunity to use the term #poorcore
AI predicted fashion trends for 2023 (gpt-3 prompted with historical fashion contexts, outputs visualized with MJ v4) 1 "Recessioncore: a new take on high-end fashion that incorporates the idea of 'making do' and self-sufficiency: repurposed fabrics & thrifted patches"
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nice clients get nice service providers. Read that again.
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pls remedy immediately we would even accept a Michael McDonald mixtape
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dear pdx it makes it really tough to pre-flight stress poop when your restrooms have no music
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“High performance living” please I’m barely functioning at my lowest performance HA
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i scroll back to photos you got to grace with your presence and some days that’s as close as it gets.
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Nothing like saying “excuse us!” while you’re walking alone as you pass someone. don’t mind me and myself and I and also me
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