My focuses this year are, “Own your shit,” “Be willing to pivot,” “Do what the fuck you say you’re going to do.“

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

I told my girlfriend NO the other day . I felt so sick afterwards, may I never do that ever again

😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s how abusers get away with the abuse

can't be sad today, I have a lot of work.

Ngl, me being silent is me being nice.

any mf who makes you sad during your birthday HATES you

Wearing big clothes when you’re not big >

What’s the best AI platform? ChatGPT is definitely the most popular.

If people can smoke cigarettes on their lunch breaks why I cant… nvm.

We prefer you with money. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

‘ARTHUR’ and ‘HEY ARNOLD!’ both premiered 29 years ago today on PBS Kids and Nickelodeon.

people will assume you never went through anything just because you stay levelheaded and not miserable.

Why did this Youtuber reporting on the Diddy case refer to his supporters as Diddiots?😭 She said the courthouse got shutdown because the Diddiots were outside acting up again

that shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain

if im eavesdropping on your convo & i hear sum funny im gonna laugh with yall idc.

Slim Thug is the first nigga to get CTE from rapping

all jokes aside. titling your album “Am I The Drama?” and then beefing for 40 days and 40 nights — is the kinda organic marketing you can only dream of lmao.

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid.