Goblin Harridan
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My amazing girlfriend Addi has started a fundraiser for her transition surgeries. I'm so lucky she's in my life. please share, and donate if you're able to 🩷
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this trans girl i know is rich — like, 'makes 6-700k a year' rich — and my friend asked her recently about how it's changed her. i'm curious to know but in short she's a shell of who she used to be & i really think she should just buy everyone's surgeries
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so a couple days ago I got called 'him' by a family friend and I was thrown by it and obvs kinda bummed.
I've since discovered that they thought I was afab, but *giving some gender* so they hazarded 'him' as the right pronoun
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tldr rich people shouldn't exist, if for no other reason than their own humanity
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it's crazy bc this girl's gf is literally facing destitution, and this wealthy girl can't really compute that. like, she takes her gf on expensive dates, but won't just give her 10k to kickstart a life of stability, even tho she makes more than that in a week
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i'm so curious bc i always think 'if i had more money than i needed i would just give it to the people i care about'.
but i guess the key is what you 'need' gets bigger and bigger and becomes 'all of it'. and... would this happen to all of us?
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what prompted asking is we noticed she can talk about what she earns but not what she might do with it. if anything she's become less outgoing and more detached as she's earned more money.
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anyway, she said 'yeah it's fundamentally re-wired my brain and i cannot remember what it's like to not have money anymore'.
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and by giving gender, I was-
*consults analysis*
'wearing trousers'
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80s sci-fi art be like 'look how crazy this is' and it's just a trans girl's bedroom
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it's additionally funny bc apparently, since I'm dating a girl, they assumed we must be straight, which by logic, meant ol' leather trousers dyke over here was the boy
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how fucking gay is my life sometimes that last night as i removed my fencing helmet my opponent asked 'what blade did that' and i remembered how the night before a girl in thigh-highs and black bangs pinned me to a leather couch and bit me so hard i cried
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my gf's headphones broke so i gave her my spare set. thing is they're pink with cat ears and she's a stern leatherdyke and she hates them sooo much, they're utterly at odds with her aura, it's ironically like putting reindeer ears on a cat. she is beautiful and pissed off.
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so like 2 years ago I briefly dated this cis man who was absolutely goated. zero chaser vibes, super hot and nerdy and kind and thoughtful.
it petered out bc we lived in different cities and he was also dating this really hot cis dancer (I met her once she's really nice too)
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cw: kink
i had a really revelatory, hot kink experience this weekend with a beautiful, attentive partner, and as we began aftercare, she asked me how i felt and i thought about it and eventually said, 'i feel really angry'.
which is fucking weird, right?
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I love that trans people have existed forever bc it means 30,000 years ago two girls named after the same leaf met and absolutely loathed each other
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so yeah, i'm mad i had to feel shame about it for so many years, and i'm mad alllll of my partners up to this point never helped me or showed interest or understanding.
and then a hot girl shows up in my life and it literally takes a minute and we do it and it's great
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@Paraversal_Guns
if you were to rule out tech and take a guess, you would probably be correct. to give credit where it's due she's extremely good at what she does
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...and she asked me out. which is cool. she's really hot and nice. I'm just really pleasantly surprised bc I didn't think she liked me like that. but yeah I guess she's been building the courage to ask me this for a while, and that makes me feel both humble and very flattered
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bc it was a really positive experience and i got to explore a big kink of mine for the first time, but the ease with which we explored it gave me this feeling of whiplash.
like, it was that simple? after all these years?
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plus I've not been romantically involved with a cis woman since I started transitioning, so if we meet up it will at least be an interesting experience.
I'm excited.
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And then one day a person is just like, 'that's not weird at all, i'm into that too, let's do it.' and we do it, like, right there and then, and it's easy, and it's FUN and it feels SO good.
and i'm like, it was that easy? we just... did it? what the actual fuck
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i've felt so much shame about my kinks, even around very kinky people, and i've always prioritised other people's kinks before my own, to the point that my own desires felt so taboo that i'd kinda given up ever experiencing them.
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anyway she and I started following each other, never really spoke but would low-key like each other's posts.
somewhere in the last two years he and she broke up I guess. anyway she messaged me this morning, like, 'i hope this isn't inappropriate...'
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today i remembered that when i was 19 i grew long hair and wore a parka and said 'i want to be like the girl in breakfast club' and my uni friends thought this was normal bc i was a twink who dated girls and crushed on boys and none of us knew about trans stuff
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when you're introduced to a trans girl who's so pretty you feel scared, and then your guards slowly come down like two cats and eventually she takes you aside and tells you how pretty you are and how scared she was. fuck that is the good shit
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t'was a woman, sir, made this wound. no weapon cuts so deep, nor so hot, nor so lesbian
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'i'm boymoding'
well you fucking suck at it, do you have any idea how hot a scruffy trans woman in a hoodie is
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kinda fucked up I looked this good today and nobody said anything
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three trans women I met this week all thought I was c1s, which, cool, that means I probably have some control over when I disclose, but it also means they didn't see in me the glow of timeless ethereal cuntiness that only trans women possess
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she is not a catgirl but she is the most cat-like girl i have ever met. love her so much
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I can't tell if this is over or underdressed for a groceries run
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lol I can't believe I dress this well for people who aren't us
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visiting family is this too cunty for the counties
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watching this makeover scene for the first time made teenage me curse so loud my friends looked at me
Poured myself a cup of coffee and instead of ambition, it made me think about the most criminal movie makeover in cinematic history.
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bruh we KISSED and HELD HANDS
going on a date with really cute skater girl from the internet, dk if it's like friends or what bc lesbians but pls wish me luck
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girlies help me out how do u break out of dysphoria spirals
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trans women I am urging you to learn how to plait braids. none of you know how to do it and they're so easy and you'd look so fucking cute in them you fucking dumb cute idiots
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yr girl managed to not have a panic-induced meltdown and also I've been masking a lot today, someone please say well done
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being in the UK sucks for a few reasons but one is reading all the discourse about the blossoming of modern trans cinema and not being able to engage because these movies are still distributed by mule
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last year a lady began bugging a trans woman who was doing her makeup next to me, looking to *me* for support, presuming i was a) cis and b) a shithead like her.
in my femmiest voice i said, 'maybe u should mind yr own business and not harass people in toilets'
HER FACE lolll
Transphobia eventually becomes this: harassing random strangers in the bathroom and getting yourself heated bc you believe, from your visual observation, that it's possible to know someone's gender just by looking at them.
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going on a date with really cute skater girl from the internet, dk if it's like friends or what bc lesbians but pls wish me luck
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what's up losers I came to Italy to smoke cigarettes and timidly inquire 'inglese?' at the start of every interaction and I'm all out of cigarettes
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crossdresser got mad at me for saying I'm not interested in him, proceeded to be transphobic, and proves why I avoid these people.
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one understated perk of being a lesbian is you can repeat the exact same 'hey babygirl' shit random creeps say to women and sound charming as hell
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I stand by my early transition drip
if you started transition with good dress sense no you didn't
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um hello why did no-one tell me about Roberta Cowell. just saw this display at the (based) Science Museum
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me to cis people: excuse me i didn't transition for fun
me to trans people: lol being a girl is so fun
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I can't believe I ever said cis men are weird they are very normal please accept my apology
CW ablism
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trans girls who have a hot twitter pfp and then post zero selfies
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u can tell i'm old bc when someone starts talking about Warhammer i am crestfallen when they actually mean 40k and not this
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swiss passport officer waves me past, then takes my gf's passport, points to me as I'm walking away.
'together?'
gf: yes
'very cute'
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Germany is wild I feel like I'm passing, like, 90% of the time here. it might be bc (white) women here are taller, dykier and often have deeper voices than UK women? idk.
my German is bad, but I feel way less scrutinised here than in the UK.
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what's up i just got home I'm fucking tired but I looked fucking great today
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I got injured recently and a mixture of prescribed inactivity and stress eating means I've gained some weight and honestly I'm loving how I look rn.
like, I'm looking forward to working out again but I think the future is sturdy
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drunk thread:
being trans gave me access to information about the universe I don't think could be got any other way. I worry who I'd be without this information. if you peel away the transphobia, it feels like I've been given a gift.
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men ain't intimidating men ain't shit you know what's intimidating? an autistic bunnygirl with a massive dong
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it's not even night time I'm so sleepy, all my girlfriends are away tonight can someone come kiss me goodnight
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this post has taught me that I could have had sex with a lot of trans women if I'd kept being depressed and closeted
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literally forgot cis women take spiro and estradiol and precisely 0% of trans medication was actually made for trans people and we use it for its unintended side effects
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lol just realised the last person who told me 'i know it's bad for trans people right now, but things will get better' said the next day he couldn't date me anymore bc he wasn't comfortable being seen with a trans woman rofl lol lmao
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on sunday night i gazed at my girlfriend, under the purple glow of a galaxy projector, with the clarity only edibles can give you, and realised she is singular and magical and how tf did she decide to date me
anyway next morning i fought my rsd long enough to tell her i love her
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one time I heard this trans woman say 'i know I'm plain but I'm plain like a woman' and idk if this makes sense but it made me re-evaluate my trajectory in transition
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last night I was doodling trans girls I know in London. I've covered their names but I might develop these into actual illustrations and see if people can guess who they are :p
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catcalled twice tonight and I'm pissed but I got home and was like no yeah I get it
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why are people mad at trans folks we're taking absolute fucking dweebs and turning them into hotties. alchemy is real and we're doing it
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back from the lesbian DJ night, it was lit and I met lots of nice people but not a single person was into me
please lmk if u have tips on being remotely appealing to other women
a girl shared her weed with me so that was nice but omg I have absolutely zero game
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I have different circles of trans friends who transitioned via different subcultures and they are all unhinged and traumatised but like with different flavours
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I think I outed myself as trans at band practice tonight because I literally could not stop calling Kurt Cobain 'she'
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this is a self-portrait from last week when my gf said I looked pretty
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gf: maps says we have to take a boat, lol
me: ok
gf: ...
gf: wait, you can actually go by boat??
me: you didn't know about the Thames Clippers?
gf: no I- wait THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE 'THAMES'??
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lads, you're not 'nonconformist' or 'open-minded' because you're open to the idea of treating a trans woman like a fucking human being. that is literally the bare minimum we are prepared to entertain
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I can't sleep. I just keep seeing her face. I don't know how we stop this happening. all we trans folks have is each other
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a tall handsome guy at a bar talked to me like a human being and asked for my number, this has never happened to me before. i gave it to him bc while i am so so gay i am also very stupid
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