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Thoughts are mine, unless someone else said it first and I forgot. Tech, Privacy, mediocre comedy. Some of these are lies. mostly non-responsive bish.

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Joined November 2014
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6 months
I have said it before, and I will say it again… It’s not as good in person, do not come here.
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I got my Seattle base transfer. No more commuting to ANC starting in September! . I will miss my roommates and the food.
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9 days
RT @deadbynextweek: @thecavemommy jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie,….
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A man judged me for drinking Mountain Dew Baja Blast. You would never do something like that.
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18 days
What’s good in Denver ?.
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19 days
I was not at the Cold Play concert.
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25 days
I’m living with 3 men and I’m doing fine.
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25 days
Me, re-learning how to be a roommate
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26 days
Best things to do in / around Times Square (don’t tell me not to stay in Times Square I have no say).
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27 days
Functioning at about 25% right now. Anyone else? . If you’re at 30% or above, hit me with your hot tips and I will mull them over on my commute back to Alaska tonight . 🐻 🫎 🐻‍❄️.
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1 month
I saw one glacier and no bears
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1 month
Simplified my life by carrying a third cell phone. Follow me for more tips.
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1 month
Pigeonhole me daddy.
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1 month
I don’t feel the need to remind people of my acomplishments, my origin story, or prove that I know things. And it’s funny how peoples’ perceptions of me are so varied because of this. The OGs know.
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In your own words, describe what I am.
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2 months
Did I tell you I graduated ? I’ve been in 4 states this week. I visited New Orleans for the first time as well as Sitka, Alaska! Then when I got home I took my kids to San Francisco for the day. Friday I’m solsticing in Fairbanks, where the sun just stays up! . I like my job.
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2 months
This is awkward.
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2 months
How I found out I’m getting divorced for real: . went to take care of something outstanding on my drivers license and I had a case # for my divorce on the county website. Okayyy then.
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2 months
I changed my mind, politics are interesting again.
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2 months
I went off the runway and ran a bunch of signs over but we totally would have lived.
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2 months
The landings were rough but I accomplished my task and feel very prepared.
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2 months
I get a private session in the flight simulator Friday. Im gonna land the plane ✈️.
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