corey
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i hope sunny ends and it’s completely unsatisfying and uncalled for. like charlie just gets hit by a drunk driver or something and the episode becomes insanely serious and they all just become normal people and go their separate ways forever.
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mac and dennis: we need money guys! let’s come up with another wacky scheme! are we gay btw? lol! . charlie and dee subplot:
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bob dylan timothee chalamet is kind of charlie day down am i schizophrmeic
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS MAC FINDS HIS PRIDE.
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@skullkid_dotcom i seriously have no idea how someone was like hey aren’t you actually suffering. i’m pretty sure kaitlin just didn’t bring it up until years later.
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17 year old Patrick Stump probably when he read Pete’s lyrics for the first time and realized they’re gonna have him using his once in a century vocal skills to sing about blowing emo dudes until he’s 40
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chris pratt as mario is like 9/11 but charlie day as luigi is like when they invented rainbows.
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i think slapping his bald head from just the right angle would produce a sound we’ve never heard before
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rob mcelhenney.
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@MaheshwaraMeda @RMcElhenney he talks about it on the podcast episode for “the gang solves the gas crisis”.
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having embarrassingly small feet for a dude pays off because i get to wear the Summer Essentials Fall Out Boy Ladies Sandal
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they’re literally kindered spirits
about to drop the most life changing charlie edit trust.
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the way that mac reacts to his excuse here seems to imply that charlie going by different names is a familiar occurrence
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@princeslovesign @ramvsman maybe chappell roan couldn’t write strawberry fields forever but at least she could leave the house without being shot 4 times in the chest.
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i really like looking at pictures of pete wentz and running my finger over it and calling him "my little fag".
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someone on sunnytwt: i’ve coded an entire software so you can personally rank all 162 episodes of sunny from most to least favorite! . rob mcelhenny, with the entirety of ryan reynolds dick in his mouth: ryeah rhat sow shucks lol.
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in their defense i don’t give a fuck about any of these albums.
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@treasonoustris @elektra359 it’s not an accusation if it’s clearly not serious 😭😭 you can watch the literal source where rob talks about it in which they literally make the same jokes. how are you sensitive and a sunny fan.
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@skullkid_dotcom lol in further news i found out they knew it was uncomftable but kaitlin agreed to deal with it, apparently it was just glenn charlie and rob who didn’t realize i believe.
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evil fake emo dudes be posting “cannibalism as an act of love…” and then won’t go down on their girlfriend.
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this is the funniest thing to ever happen to me beatlestwt is coming at me for my defrosting skills.
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no way this whole time i thought they were drawing anime girls with no limbs and fully rendered nipples for disability advocacy.
did you guys knew the creator of this photo has a amputation fetish
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just now deciding to change the lyrics back after 20 years… how you 40 and bi-curious.
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@needygirltbh @tsugurificc how are you so poor you can’t afford goodwill but you can buy new outfit specifically for a concert.
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@kylEnsign @Kuroiya1 yes because charlie and glenn didn’t realize and i was like how didn’t they lol. what is confusing to you about that.
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the pack of hawaiian rolls growing mold in my pantry:.
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@emxlymargaret dirty nasty tweet thief your mind is barren and your uncreative soul shall be damned for eternity.
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this isn’t gatekeeping, people are avoiding you because you are unpleasant!.
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i’m done being white my aunt just put milk in the refried beans because they were too spicy.
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caveman’s grindr bio:.
I NEVER LOOSE.
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ok well i think i know why the word “endure” was used girl brush your tongue
"can i eat you out? i want to make you feel good, you deserve it" vs "i need to eat you out to feed the hunger i have for you, lay back for me and endure".
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me at woke thanksgiving when i ask for a thigh piece off the he/they turkey and it’s wearing one of those striped stockings
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do you think Dennis Reynolds has ever put “he/they” in his social media bios to seem younger and woker.
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i don’t personally engage with RPF earnestly but i support it because when i’m famous i really want fujoshis writing fanfiction about me and my friends.
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put my yogurt in the freezer last night but forgot to eat it and now it’s too frozen but i can’t microwave it cause the spoon is still in it so im airfrying it
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my dad can’t stop bringing home vintage mcdonalds garfield cups made of lead paint
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u see the worst take you’ve ever seen on twitter then you see the same concert date you’re going to in their display name
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new gaslighting strat i came up with for the ladies to try out: scream in your boyfriends ear, if he jolts, inform him that people with a guilty conscience are more likely to startle at loud noises and accuse him of cheating on you.
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him❤️
one of my worst icks is a man being a picky eater. grow up. a real man would eat rocks if i asked him to.
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