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what yall call this type of motion?
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just did my own taxes i'm getting back $1.3M
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2012 was such a good year
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me with my 40 year old co worker
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the uber eats driver fell with my food 😔
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"can't wait til i get older" was the DUMBEST thing i ever said
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remember this mf who jumped at the judge? he back in court now 😭😭
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look at you BROKE, SINGLE, SCROLLING on twitter
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Ohana means family and family means nothing in UNO. draw 4 mf
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once i get a horse don't be asking me for rides
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just got a new haircut, hide your girlfriends 😌
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i told her i’m glock from twitter🤦‍♂️😭
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glock ☦︎
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birth certificates so pointless, why i gotta prove i was born bro i'm right here
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a door alot of you mfs cant open
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if we hang out and i don't laugh i'm never hanging out with you again
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rock bottom ain't even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks
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i wish we had subtitles in real life cuz i really can't hear anything y'all say
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sometimes i click on my own profile to see what a real mf be talkin about
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i be liking my own tweets, it’s called self love idc
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y’all ever try sugar in frosted flakes?
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