i’m him idc if we 50

“Why do you get so many Chick fil A sauces?” Me:

ima be in my daughters ear like “go tell daddy we want chick fill a” 🤣🤣 i can’t wait

Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.

"Bitch im 6 years old, does it look like i know how to spell juice?”😭🤣😭

can’t stop thinking about this

Car flipped 6-7 times and my lashes still on. Duo sponsor me!!!!

Oh ok I didn’t expect to start sobbing this morning

Some girl out there needs to hear this: You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago

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Her: he’s not replying he’s probably cheating on me rn... Him:

Everyone is debating on whether baby groot or baby’s yoda is cuter but I think you’re forgetting someone

Every Mom on Christmas morning watching you open presents:

Dear god baby Yoda is the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes on