Megathread 🧵: What GI Joe & Cobra characters have yet to be produced in the GI Joe Classified line? I’m going year by year to explore every character and how they might fit into today. I’ll continue to add the years as I finish them up. Poster from @3DJoes

Good morning! Cobra attacks a peace summit, but it’s a trap by GI Joe! Mercer battles Overkill and his BATs. Overkill does what we all wish we could do when the boss calls. G.I. Joe A Real American Hero series 2 season 2 - “The Eliminator”

@gijoeguy84 @DokSewage @TheBearded_Sumo Maybe an idea for a new shirt design. A Zap w/ Puerto Rican flag design of some sort?

But it’s in vain… capturing Snake Eyes, the Baroness has no need for his defender… And shoots Scarlett in the head. In another part of the world, Raptor informs Billy: He knows where the original Cobra Commander is buried. And who killed him.

So much great Alley and Night Viper action while Scarlett tries to hold off the invasion.

While under anesthesia, Snake Eyes recalls a mission in Saigon. He arrived too late to save the Baroness’s brother from being killed. The Baroness blames him and now seeks to capture him while incapacitated. “Ooooh, aren’t we testy today?” - ToxoViper with balls of steel

Now reading: GI Joe issue 94 “Exterminating Circumstances (Or Bern This)” Part 1 of the Snake-Eyes Trilogy One of the most important stories in the entire G.I.Joe franchise. Wild that no one at Hasbro has realized they need to adapt this…

But most importantly… The image that shocked me and my brother as kids… Snake Eyes’ face revealed!

There’s also this really bizarre b plot with the Joes clashing with some yuppie college students. Honestly would like to hear Larry’s unfiltered commentary on this scene in today’s world.

An absolutely packed issue. The Dreadnoks are tasked with returning Rock N Roll and Clutch without the Joes getting suspicious. Snake Eyes and Scarlett head to Switzerland to see about facial reconstruction. Oh hey, thats @Dreadnoks4Life pfp.

Now reading: GI Joe Issue 93 “Taking the Plunge”

Finally got em all…DREADNOKS!!!

Unusual #ChicagoToyShow sightings

That was a genuinely great read. Clearly this is a one off and not tied to any continuity. The whole issue is a wonderful love letter to the Cold Slither episode. Single issue comics are becoming a lost art, but this was excellent. Worth a pick up.

Now reading: Cold Slither one-shot Love seeing @HackinTimSeeley return to GI Joe.

Never mind, I’m still getting one apparently…

Welp, no Ghost Vipers for me!

Pursuit of Cobra CrazyLegs. One of my favorite figures as a kid and I don't really know why. He didn't come with a whole lot except the 3 weapons, helmet and goggles. He's cool and I love him.

Countdown to Twin Cities Con! My favorite Freakazoid moments #13! Another daily double! John McCann @JohnPMcCann2 and Julie Bernstein were nominated for an Emmy for this song. Unfortunately it lost to something less peppy. This is followed up by a very philosophical discussion

Anyway I’m now selling GI JOE CLASSIFIED mystery boxes! You get 6 genuine Hasbro figures for $100 shipped! 1 Lady Jaye Retro & 5 Akiko

Saw this MYSTERY LOOT BOX “deal” on Instagram. Bet I can guess what the Classified and Black Series figures are… Lmao.