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ceo of arlefuri and coo of furina de fontaine | basic dni criteria | 18 | 13-14 below DNI | matching with @Iliketoomanyfa1
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Lynette: It's so hot, Father...
Arle: Back in Snezhnayan prison, the heat was...
Lyney: But it's freezing cold in Snezhnaya?
Arle: BACK IN SNEZHNAYAN PRISON-
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Clervie: Would you ever fall in love after me?
Pereure: Never, not even in a century.
Clervie: It's just a "what if", Per.
Peruere: Then I'll love someone who's the exact same, if not just you again.
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Furina: I bought cake!! You want some?
Arle: ...Sure, Miss Furina.
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in the most disrespectful way ever, are SOME people (straight men) actually blind or are they just so sex crazed they look at arlecchino and think she'd even consider being their "mommy"
you ever see a character that is so obviously a lesbian and it’s just impossible to fathom how they would be attracted to men in any timeline and reality
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i like to imagine this is just how arle opens the door normally, this wasn’t even to scare the guy.
they’re about to kiss the kids goodnight? yeah no they’re opening the door like this every night before tucking them into bed
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lesbians really are a different breed bcus if this was a man we'd all be slandering this hair to death and call it uglier than the ugliest shit ever, but nah its the hottest butch lesbian ever so we're gonna print this out on the shrine again this time
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NOW WHY IS FURINA'S PFP WHILE TEXTING VENTI A PIC OF ARLECCHINO??? HM??? IS THIS PART OF YOUR GAY AGENDA AGAIN HOYO 🤨🤨🤨
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Arle: May I court Furina?
Neuvi: You may do so, but I'm not her father for you to ask me for my permission.
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Arle: May I wed Furina?
Neuvi: Yes, but once again, I'm not her father.
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Furi: Congratulations, you're going to be a grandfather!
Neuvi: IM NOT YOUR DAD.
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"omg arlecchino mommy" THEY ARE CANONICALLY CALLED FATHER AND LORD FOR A REASON. RESPECT THE FUCKING TITLE.
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Clervie: Fuck Focalors.
Peruere: Fuck the hydro archon.
Clervie: Fuck the Regina!
Peruere: I'm gonna fuck her up!
Clervie: Fuck her in general!
Peruere: Fuck her to death!
Clervie: Yeah!!!
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Arle: ...
Furina: ...
Arle: Holy shit...
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nice to see at least lynette inherited the handsomeness from their father
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“do you think we’re “i don’t even
soulmates in every want to be yours
universe?” in this one”
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Single father of 3.
Alpha gender.
Wildly successful.
Passionately pro-Tsaritsa.
Do you find this attractive?
17.
Single.
Alpha male.
Wildly successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
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@humanlouboutin
yes but when arle puts it back on the bed, furina turns it around so it doesnt have to get traumatized from their activities
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Lyney: Father loves us all in the house equally!
Lyney: *has Arle's teen haircut and the heir title*
Lynette: *has Arle's ponytail and same fighting style*
Freminet: *has Arle's baby haircut and exact same baby clothes*
Arlecchino: Yeah, I love everyone equally...
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signora: i miss my wife tails
childe: bitch
dottore: bitch
pantalone: bitch
pierro: bitch
columbina: she’s fucked but she also fucks good
capitano: bitch
pulcinella: bitch
sandrone: i mean i def wouldnt pass
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at first, arle despised furina for living perfectly while clervie was dying in her arms. but when she found out how similar furina was to her? she had to protect her. she had to make sure in some messed up way, furina could live the life clervie could've had instead.
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Clervie being Peruer's first love, Rosalyne being The Knave's second love, and Furina being Arlecchino's third love and the theory that the third one is the one that lasts the longest until Furina inevitably dies before Arle does 😭😭
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notice how furina’s post archon quest era is so significant to the game unlike every other playable character
like no you cannot enjoy any single event with furina in it without witnessing her depression and ptsd first its a package deal
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raidick ei
beicock
arlecock
cockrinde
jean
kujou strap
candick
eula
cockqing
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@mintflowerss
how are people not seeing that this is literally itto. the man lives in a nation where the entire government is just women + his right hand (wo)man is literally kuki fucking shinobu. that man is the most feminist to ever feminist in genshin
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she actually looks so sad why is this so much more emotionally affective than any other character. they look like a kicked pouting puppy too it's adorable
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“furina is a lesbian,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the opera house.
“they're right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there on the high throne stands: furina de fontaine herself.
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some of the arlefuri shit we see like this has to be intentional atp because you do not give two characters opposing color schemes, visions, plot roles and matching acting themes and drip marketing WITHOUT making them have at least a little something gay going on
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Is there anyone who appreciates this girl? 💧🪼
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Arle: Gods, I found this huge dead spider-
Furina: Oh no! Poor thing... we need to host a burial for it, don't you think? I'm not sure if spiders like flowers, so maybe they like cake? All love cake anyway! Arle?
Arle: ...C-can we bury it under a tree?
Furina: ...Sure, darling
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Arle: Stop acting like you know my pain. Stop acting like you own it. You can't tell me to move on, not even Clervie messed with MY decisions!
Furina: I'm not Clervie! So stop comparing me to her!
Arlecchino: You're right! You're not Clervie, and you will never be Clervie!
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love the fact that arle’s been nothing but a good dad this entire hoyofair when they were around the fatui trio
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Hoyoverse CEO Da Wei confirms Furina de Fontaine and Arlecchino from Genshin Impact are gay.
“They’re gonna fuck and stuff”
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when you hardly show any skin at all and you're the most attractive women in the game and that also makes your demographic mostly sapphics
Genshin character designs peaked with Fontainian women I fear
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i think i physically gagged at the idea of arlecchino liking men romantically to any degree holy shit
Hoyoverse CEO Da Wei confirms genshin and honkai characters all are straight
“They are all straight and stuff”
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why is this giving me “Are you sleeping with your goddamn teacher?” “Mr Wilson?” vibes
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the more i stare at arlecchino’s fingers, the more i’m reminded that i really am a lesbian, that i have no sense of sexual safety whatsoever, and that i wouldnt exactly mind having a second period apparently
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“arle is furina’s abuser” calling out someone for what you see as inaction on their part is no abuse. the attack was a one time thing that was for the sake of a mission and i can even fully explain how logically arle might not have even laid a hand on her.
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the matching poses. the contrasting color schemes. arle obviously hiding themselves while furina's presenting herself. furina looking up while arlecchino's looking down. my god we are eating well these days arlefuri nation
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arlefuri rival idols au —
Arle: So I hear you're the main vocalist for your group?
Furina: Why, yes I am!
Arle: Interesting... I wonder if that voice of yours sounds just as sweet in bed as well...
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Lyney: Meropide was just absolutely horrible, Father! Truly torture!
Arle: Whine more and I'll ship your ass to a Snezhnayan prison for years.
considering peruere still looks really young when she's put in prison it's likely she spent years in prison after killing her mother before the tsaritsa pardoned her and she became arlecchino
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it looks like a kid in the orphanage started crying out of nowhere and this was somehow the only way to cheer them up and they had to wake up arle in the middle of the night just for this
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@spotshole
arle has to train them for the fatui bcus that's the condition they have to follow as a harbinger that's taking care of the orphanage. this is why they also train the children to help each other as much as they can so the chances of death are less likely during missions.
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gonna take a break to use this time for my arlecchino is a decent dad agenda. def not rlly good but they’re doing their best… i think…
also lynette is arlecchino’s fave child agenda just got stronger
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the biggest difference between Arlecchino and Crucabena is whereas "Mother" presumably left the children dead where they were as a sign to show how weak they were, Father respected all their children to the very end no matter what mission they might've failed
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@GenshinAnything
Hu Tao poisons the food and then goes up to the judges with a 20% discount on coffins bc one of them is literally choking already.
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@focafurina
arlefuri is the toxic yuri your grandma's gonna have once she reaches 500 years old
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bonus leak: if furina's in the same team as her, her burst animation is actually furina herself taking off the coat
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honestly arle's signature dish just proves that they're such a dumbass when they're not busy being an eldritch horror like yes i know its a steak tartare but why tf is it PLAIN raw meat with no spices??? you have the most kids in the cast and u cant even add pepper to food smh
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im starting to think whoever translates these lines either rlly has it out for furina or just has an extremely horrible sense of humor
Paimon is such a bitch cuz I would personally love to have the Furina de Fontaine in my dreams. Also like poor Furina sounds genuinely hurt can paimon stfu for one second
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i cant draw for my life so pls imagine this is smutty arlefuri art
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@sakura_branches
they stare at her big tits but never bother to look down and see her cock 😔
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(WO)MEN, which do you prefer?
The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman,
OR
The Fontainian pro-sex, pro-beauty large penised woman?
MEN, which do you prefer?
The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman,
OR
The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?
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@EimikoPosts
Scara: Mother, when can I leave to be on my own…I got the whole worldussy
Ei: Your wish is my command my child, be truly free
*Scara gets rebooted*
Scara: …Mom where tf is my electro vision and why is it anemo now
Ei: I was being serious when I was giving u freedom
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ok so firstly, no one knows what exactly causes diabetes other than the fact that it’s sugar building up in the bloodstream… but considering that furina’s been alive for 500 years and they often ate cake or other dessert, i dont think its impossible
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Arle 100% percent anonymously invited Furina to eat there together but was too embarrassed to approach her when she actually came
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also just to clarify im not rlly against guys being into her too, im just against them turning arle into this kind of milf figure instead of embracing how absolutely butch they are
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“would you still love me if i was a worm 🥺” “absolutely not wth is wrong with you”
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this drawing specifically needs to be put in a museum because wtf why does this look so much more traumatizing than the og furina cutscene
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im specifically pissed about these and every other sexualized arle/arlecchino x aether art
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@zimzaIabean
I always feel uncomfortable whenever I see fanart of her with just huge ass and tits. Including those fanart with rlly revealing dresses. She’s literally describe as princely, I’m pretty sure they can make her look sexy without actually sexualizing her
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when will people stop calling furina a child and just accept that yes a short woman with a flat chest might indeed actually be one of the most attractive/handsome women in the damn game
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okay two theories, both are incredibly gay:
1) furina's actually a really really big fan of arle and uses their images for a lot of pfps
2) furina was using arle's phone to text venti bcus she was with her during that time and venti's just used to it
NOW WHY IS FURINA'S PFP WHILE TEXTING VENTI A PIC OF ARLECCHINO??? HM??? IS THIS PART OF YOUR GAY AGENDA AGAIN HOYO 🤨🤨🤨
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all hail furina de fontaine for serving so much cunt, being so androgynous gender, and especiallu being for the girls and the gays to the point that korean incels are calling her designer too feminist
Korean Genshincel update: still pissed that Mihiyo *might be* employing a feminist (Furina's designer), they have deployed a tactical cringemobile above their headquarters telling them "don't ignore hate speech [feminism] and show a will to improve"
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i feel like absolutely no one in fontaine has normal teeth... arle has fangs, furina has shark teeth, navia has a gold tooth, lynette has cat teeth, neuvillette has dragon teeth, wriothesley probably has missing teeth from getting into a lot of fights, etc
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i feel bad for furina bcus imagine arle being vulnerable and asking her to call them "Peruere" instead. its really sweet but if i were her i absolutely would NOT do that bcus "Arle" is so much more moanable in bed like imagine them giving you backshots and you just go "PERUERE~!"
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you ever think abt how every slightly butch sapphic in fontaine is just a complete loser? clorinde's going through that exes to lovers thing, furina's a girlfailure, arlecchino's probably a loser when they're downbad...
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it hurts doesn't it?
seeing other ships
get peaceful and non-toxic comments
on their fanart/prompt posts
knowing they will never do that for arlefuri
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yeah sure fontaine's government is absolutely fucked and yeah maybe furina was part of the problem, but what was she supposed to do? we all know she wasnt a god, she was an actor. she practically wasnt even considered as the government, she was the mascot.
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@whitemindredbld
She might’ve been a bitch…but she was a useful bitch who actually did shit, she was that one kid in school who did everything while the other groupmates just stole credit
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guys i just wanna clarify this is a massive /s i just copied a really old meme/trend from genshin twt years ago
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imagine her playfully hitting arle on the head with this when they threaten someone on set
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Charlotte: What is loyalty to you?
Furina: Loyalty to me is being content. Because if you're contented, you won't look for any other person. So loyalty for me is when you're content.
Arle: ...Do you know who's the most loyal? My cat daughter Lynette.
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i wanted to go feral but i just noticed omg what happened to your arms.
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boy this isn’t even your house when tf did you get the time to hang up a whole ass landscape portrait of yourself
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that hoyofair vid really did feed the arlefuri nation well bcus notice how in every shot/scene arle and furina were in together, arlecchino was always looking at them from afar
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now i finally realize what made the entire presentation look so goofy to me. the plate looks like something you’d see at a kid’s bday party like wdym arlecchino got customized special plates for the house of hearth?? which one of your kids wanted a dad themed bday party 😭😭
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in celebration for my 500 followers, my lover made me arlefuri art and this is honestly the best gift I've ever gotten mahal thank you so much i love you 😭
if you remember me posting this earlier, then no you don't. if you recognize the artstyle, then no you also dont.
I FINALLY HAVE 500 FOLLOWERS. I BROKE THE PERMANENT 472 FOLLOWERS CURSE HALLELUJAH
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handsome cute adorable attractive charming beautiful pretty stunning hot served so much cunt that they basically ran an entire restaurant and then they just opened a second branch where even more variations of cunt is being served by them
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Arle: Back in Snezhnayan prison, I had to sleep on mud and use the neverending snow as a blanket. The boars were what woke me up in the morning by slobbering my face.
Lyney: There's mud and boars in Snezhnayan prison???
Arle: Just go to fucking sleep, Lyney.
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