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11 months
Kamala fortnite skin would swing election i fear.
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2 years
It just clicked to me that this is actually the most authentic American culture
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1 year
this is what i imagine austin is like
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david
4 months
At 28 almost all my formerly cracked 19-24 year old friends have burned out, even the highly successful ones.
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david
3 months
Work like an Asian, leisure like an European, dream like an American . The Californian ideology.
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10 months
bay area humans saw this daily and decided to invent b2b saas
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1 year
crazy that the only one of these companies founded in the City of San Francisco is Saudi Aramco
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2 years
Comment section listing every place in America lol
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david
1 year
here are my nyc rent predictions
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david
1 year
Incredible stuff happening at Dropbox lol
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1 year
@BlackLabelAdvsr you are an amazon fba dropshipper influencer, the literal definition of a leech on society.
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david
22 days
Good news for the tech job market buried in the “big beautiful bill” - companies will be able to fully and immediately deduct software development costs (aka your salaries) again
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6 months
"Made with ❤️ and ☕️ in San Francisco". you don't see that at the bottom of websites much anymore.
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1 year
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david
3 months
Working at FAANG for 2 years vs starting a startup.
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A guaranteed million dollars. or . Coin flip for a billion?.
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11 months
"haha kamala is brat am i right—". You bolt awake in 2003 in your loft apartment in San Francisco. Your rent is $1100 a month. The city just elected some fresh new faces into local office — Kamala Harris for DA and Gavin Newsom for Mayor. Your local congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
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Bari Weiss
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SCOOP: Daniel Penny Gets Hired by Andreessen Horowitz. “Daniel acted with courage in a tough situation,” said @a16z partner @davidu in a statement explaining the hire.
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david
3 years
every high performing person has a diet coke addiction.
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david
9 months
you can tell the white collar job market is rough cuz a few years ago all these accounts would be saying 300k-400k instead of 130k-150k
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david
5 months
I can tell I’m heading to work too late if I see Google backpacks on the train.
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david
3 years
the liberal leaving my body as i do my taxes
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david
3 months
@dieworkwear Funniest part is it’s always dense walkable cities too, the very stuff they claim to oppose!!!.
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david
11 months
is dc like sf except instead of tech its government.
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washington dc is in peak form
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1 year
The thing that doesn’t make sense to me is:. - how much lower the salaries are in the UK. - the fact that the price of everything here approaches NYC prices. Is central London just a playground for domestic and international nepo kids? Or Americans? (lol) not sure how it works.
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professional services salaries in the UK never cease to amaze.
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1 year
Bro wtf
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david
3 years
who said america can’t innovate anymore?
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2 years
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@nullpointered This is how the nyc infra and transit feels in 2024.
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3 years
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2 months
@zack_overflow is this a skit.
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david
3 years
@kurtbuilds @ashwindeshmukh gee no one in nyc has ever done something that was illegal obviously. especially landlords.
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1 year
@MassJumbo They’re both bad.
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david
4 months
Gen AI as the new plastic is such an excellent metaphor. The modernists idealistically believed that plastic would democratize access to mass produced well designed and beautiful products, and it did!
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3 years
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CRYPTO/WEB3 GYM IN WILLIAMSBURG.
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@iamrobmart consistency > sporadic intense effort.
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david
2 years
@RonDeSantis RATIO.
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david
3 years
idk why this holds up so well but it does
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david
3 years
twitter is wild because you got all these people with unfathomable money and power and accomplishments and yet it seems all they really want is to be viewed as funny.
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david
3 years
20 books to read in your 20s. 2. CLRS
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david
1 year
@ArmandDoma i still think of joe biden had tried greg abbott for treason and had him executed he would have won the reelection in a landslide.
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1 year
What would you do in this situation?
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david
2 months
@constans if you live in the suburbs and spend most of your time on a computer and dont really have any friends its likely really hard to just meet people in general.
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david
7 months
“Omg Murray Hill Guy got doxxed? What does this mean for the bur-". You bolt awake on the island of Manhattan. You are not online. It is 1776 AD. You are British army commander Sir William Howe, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. New York must burn.
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david
3 years
gm some personal news:. ~today will be my last day @stripe! . ~i had a blast, worked with amazing people, got to ship cool stuff, and learned so much, top tier company imo strongly recommend. ~i'm gonna be ✨exploring something new✨ next, stay tuned 👀.
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david
3 years
Why does Italian pizza look so bad? It seems uneven and disproportionate where as American pizza is far more balanced in its design and texture.
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david
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@rememberlenny this is because of the 100th meridan west. basically, its really difficult to grow stuff west of this line because of the big difference in rainfall.
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david
1 year
Going back in time and telling myself to be smarter.
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david
3 years
this has got to be the best feature apple has ever made
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david
3 years
so uhhh about that.
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david
3 years
Imagine a flash loan powered hostile takeover and subsequent gutting of a DAO all on-chain within a single block.
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david
1 year
@jackw_xyz layoff era
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@keccers oh true impossible burritos is so 5 years ago.
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david
1 year
finding out that backend is actually easier than front end is such a blackpill. i was lied to my whole career.
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david
3 years
see how "software engineering" isn't one of these??
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david
2 months
been hacking on an app that is:. - literally a clone of apple notes.- but with ai that has *all* the notes in context so u can ask it stuff. if you're like me and dump literally *everything* in apple notes unorganized you may find it very useful. let me know if you're interested!.
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3 years
my future wife is probably doing k in the bathroom somewhere deep in bushwick right now.
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david
3 years
L4 FANG software engineers talking bout “my life a movie” yeah bro A Bug’s Life.
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1 year
@localghost The legendary 1,000,000,000x engineer.
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2 years
@DemocraticShift @realsaadasad @UCSanDiego You and every car brained nimby person like you are literally the metastasizing cancer on our society we would be far better off without.
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3 years
i feel insane that everyone (including me) is trying to further their careers while a virus that has unknown long term effects rages on wtf are we even doing.
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@LightBlueChevy most of us spend our lives doing soulless work and don’t even get a money printer out of it.
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david
2 years
@cgpgrey Hell no! I will always stand for the best flag 🐻🐻🐻
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@lisco_2000 This gotta be the happiest person in the world.
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david
2 years
@BikeLaneDiary Whoever made this is such a loser.
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david
3 years
my future wife is probably sitting at home grinding on a powerpoint deck somewhere else in nyc right now lets be honest.
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3 years
dating is really just sales if you think about it.
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david
3 years
about to dm my crush. LORD give me the confidence of the startup founders with awful crypto startup ideas looking for a technical co-founder in my dms.
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1 year
@mustachetoilet i forgot how good this show was
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3 years
i think i’m so obsessed with all these random side quests (current one is perfecting the french omelette) because i have fully broken down and given up on the main quests (career, dating, etc).
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@0xPenryn it’s a hilarious fun fact.
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@SenatorLuma At least the Italians made the trains run on time and had cool aesthetics.
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@paulg One potential second order effect of automating cars is once they’re all Waymos then cities will be far safer and easier to bike in.
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@ettingermentum Both of these places are D+60 at least.
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@dieworkwear @kc2fargo isn't this like 75% of america.
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@ericnakagawa Sh yes it’s time for the second wind.
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@Nexuist Gil Cisneros managed to parlay a lottery win into a congressional seat!
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10 months
@202accepted unfortunately a very sf phenomenon, i see way more amwfs than the reverse in manhattan these days, something is in the water.
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4 months
Anthony Bourdain on San Francisco:. “It’s a two-fisted, heavy-drinking, three-martini, big-steaks, heavy-smoking, old-school 20s mentality town.”.
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3 years
this has got to be the best feature apple has ever made
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1 year
@bo_austin_ lmao this is what they are teaching at ivy leagues????.
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@PatrickJBlum cucked
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@Empty_America Exurban McMansions vs pre war inner-ring suburb houses
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david
3 years
she a front end engineer giving me that dom.
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2 years
@john_vignocchi @RobD2020 @maxdubler okay but la was literally built as a bunch of smaller towns united by rail lines
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1 year
the amount of people who went L4->L5->L6 or M1->M2->D1 in this era is insane.
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people that missed their chance to get senior position easily in 2021-2022 time window:
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@cindohahahaha People just get tired and jaded.
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david
3 years
I’m pivoting to web0 now (going outside and hanging out).
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VCs are libbing out again. Vibe shift.
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3 years
I somehow ended up diving into Indian tech twitter and am now convinced that like Bangalore is quite possibly the most cyberpunk place in the world.
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While we did make many beautiful things with plastic, we also ended up flooding the world with cheap and disposable waste and slop. AI also has the potential to do the same if we aren’t intentional and thoughtful about it
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“omg did u see the last tweet from the Cursor and Windsurf beef?? What does this mean—“. You jolt awake at your desk in Mountain View. You’re not online. It’s 1957 AD, and you’re William Shockley. Your heart pounds with rage as you clutch a resignation letter signed by the.
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What I thought would make me happy:.• Nice car.• House.• Fancy watch.• Expensive clothes. What actually would make me happy:.• Type 964 Porsche 911 Turbo.• West Village Brownstone.• Omega Moonwatch.• SSENSE Sale. Find what *actually* makes you happy—then prioritize it.
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1 year
@luke_metro need reels influencers to keep on making posts about how great austin dallas nashville are to keep coastal rents down.
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@ASPertierra Prime Minister of South Vietnam
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@sodiumPen Inshallah this is sf in 20 years.
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david
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I feel like the land here is far too beautiful to be used for an ultra max prison
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REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate
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Hi I'm a girl just getting into crypto, does anyone want to send me some eth to show me how it works?.
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@fawfulfan ideally it’s so your kids can play and other kids can come join you and then while you hang, but in reality it’s so you can have a big dick contest against your neighbors about who has the best lawn.
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