The Little Hoe That Could
@getmeouthelpme
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posting a mirror selfie and having people zoom in on the bookshelf behind u asking about the bulimia self help books.
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Something evolutionary is happening to men in bushwick. Be careful out there.
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Which one is broke and owes me money. That’s the one I want.
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be kidnapped.
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We’re getting spanked tomorrow because we missed our daily Finger to Tears quota.
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Honestly if you really had to ask me I would say yea I probably do think I’m better than you.
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My bomb is the only thing scheduled to be blown tonight at the estate.
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Faceapping his pouty selfie so I can see him smile for me.
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Unlearning how to read so I can be his illiterate girlfriend.
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My comrade said this to me and it hit me like a brick: "Cheating on him with his entire friend group is NOT seizing the means of production.".
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She doesn’t love you if she hasn’t thrown up on it.
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Using my poly married music journalist date as ethical sourcing for my Spotify dms.
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Going through the old playlists he made for his ex and sending him all the songs through Spotify dms to psychologically torment him.
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me preparing to emotionlessly finger a femcel to tears in a professional manner, much as you would a racehorse prior to the race
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