Forgot to post the coolest thing me and @its_pip_art got in Japan 😈

If I was Nancy I would fold for Steve Harrington every single time. #StrangerThings5

Found out I was going to be a dad a year ago today, in that year I’ve learnt that broken sleep is better than no sleep at all, that being a parent is the most rewarding thing ever and that baby poop smells a lot like sandwich ham 🫡

So someone I know has just started making the most dog shit, AI videos as if he’s some kind of genius and it honestly is so infuriating, people with no creativity at all trying to become a ‘creative’ with this shit is so cringe.

The Subject studied his book so hard he thought it would translate to the piano, this opened up a gateway to hell and he became the Aztec alien guy who was discovered a few years back. 3 month old Wrench 🔧

A year since JJK Halloween 🎃

Holding a baby and needing to suddenly shit be like driving and needing to sneeze- like what the fuck are you supposed to do?

Literally, the only thing bothering me about #legendsZA is that it doesn’t have voice acting 😅

HALO ON PS5 WE FUCKING WON

Halloween is next weekend so I dressed up spooky for you 👻

Now that Phan is real, I hope Rhett and Link also tell the world they are in a relationship because that would be an actual surprise.

Literally the best thing I’ve heard today and my baby laughed for the first time.

Last few days my app here keeps fucking up and not displaying anyone else’s tweets so if you’ve done a BANGER I’m not ignoring how good it is.

FR been jonesing for some Jolly Ranchers the last week or so and in the UK we don’t have them, kms behaviour

Hot take but K-pop demon hunters was just fine, like a solid 5/10.

Wren is 5 weeks old and is now making noises of pure delight instead of them just being shouts of rage. Hes also learnt how to drive his mariokart, which when he gets to baby park, he will absolutely shit on the other babies.

New pokemon called Hitmonsloppytoppy.

Love these designs but announcing PAID dlc before the game is even out is actually IMO kinda scummy. Here is your meal, you want your fries you assumed you’d get, gotta pay more.

A POKEMON ANIMAL CROSSING WHERE YOURE A DITTO? EXCUSE ME?!?#NintendoDirect

What if this movie is a Lex centric movie and it just has superman hanging out?

Biden outliving trump would be the funniest thing tbh