Just throwing it out into the void that we'll probably be ready to play gigs again in about two months... We would have been ready earlier but we sacked off all our songs wrote a whole load more then sacked those off too.

If you want an insight into our wild band nights out we went to @donersummer last night, drank them out of alcohol free beer then had Dukes Donuts before retiring home by 10pm. If we ever play a gig again it'll probably finish us off.

It's been nearly four years since I last remembered the password, logged in to Tweet that I'd remembered the password, then promptly forgot the password. My new phone now saves passwords so brace yourself. Password.

Remembered the login again! Expect dog memes imminently

Cheers everyone for Friday night @WharfChambersCC. We had a lovely time, the other bands were all perfect and we'll see you at our next gig in 2019 🐋(My phone suggested that emoji)

okay so we have TWO SHOWS left this year and they are great, fri 15th in LEEDS @WharfChambersCC and then sat 16th in BRISTOL @exchangebristol (actually it’s kind of 3 shows cos cheap good craic are playing that one too)

Hi @specialistsub could we get a RT for @JahJF last Leeds gig of '17 with us, @THESOURTASTE & @fig_by_four?

2017 REMAINING DATES! *Updated*

Hi @outofspitefest could we get a RT for this awesome gig on Sat night @foxandnewt ? It looks up your street https://t.co/Pb6riFRCYn

Evening @leedsmusicscene could we get a RT for this awesome gig on Sat night @foxandnewt ? https://t.co/u9rE6UJQyi

Here we go! If we're just gonna do one gig in 2017 then how about this one?? Tickets on sale tomorrow

Guess who finally remembered their Twitter password! Keep Dec 15th free for our Festive party (and our only gig of 2017!)

Everyone knows Wednesdays are the new Saturdays right?

Come to this and we'll give you sweets (we're far from above bribery)

The next SBD gig is in under 2 weeks! It's this basement punk shindig. https://t.co/DfyJUM12RG @get_human @settle4anything @ganglionsband

NEXT GIG: Get Human, Cordell, Settle For Anything + Ganglions. At Bad Apples, Leeds, Wednesday November 16th. https://t.co/DfyJUM12RG

We're doing a cheeky little gig with some great mates at @badapplesbar in Nov. See you there duuuuuudes

Might do a gig in November. Try out some of our new songs and wind Rich up?

Cheers to @xenontiny & all at Moist Tiger @1in12club for an incredible time last night. Lovely people and bands as always and a great crowd

Right dudes! This is possibly our last gig of 2016 so see you there!