Georgie Parker
@georgieparker
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FFS. If England’s batsmen hadn’t repeatedly got themselves out to stupid brainless shots like that, we could have won this Ashes series. What on earth was Smith thinking?
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Summer of tennis begins for me today on @wwos! Brisbane international first up before the Hobart international, then the big one, the @AustralianOpen. Love my job 💚💛
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Another year closes and was lucky enough to end it on the turf of one of my favourite places in the world. Forever grateful for my job, the people I meet from it and the conversations I get to be a part of - even if you don’t like what I’m saying. Sport truly is the best.
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He’s got me guys. I actually love the guy.
@georgieparker Starting to think you might actually(subconsciously obvs) have deep rooted lust for piers?
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@braydon_bell @georgieparker Nah, I’m happy to claim we lost the first 3 warm up games badly but now we’re 1-0 up in the series. 😉
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I’m pretty flat because in my head you don’t win the Ashes unless you win 5-0, so we’ve basically lost them. Also, Piers morgan might smile. That’s also bad.
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Been told it’s cos we’re not woke enough. Bring back captain solar panels!!!!!
We’re losing this cos we’re woke, aren’t we?
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The crowd just started a Mexican wave, which when you’re about to lose is quite something.
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Are we allowed to blame the pitch like the English do?
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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my kitchen blowing eggs out their shells.
@georgieparker @rickytiller You’re basically the Piers Morgan of Australia. That level of annoying 😂
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We’re going to have to rely on Alyssa’s husband again, aren’t we?
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I don’t like this one bit. This must be how England fans have felt the last month…
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The England cricket team has lost 13 tests since the start of 2024. Adam Gilchrist lost 11 tests in his entire career
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