Who wants to try to get me pregnant?

🥰

I think k am dying

If you actually knew me (which you don’t, none of you do and I would never claim to know you either), you’d know I’m a very unserious person who likes to stir the pot in a very dry nonchalant way.

You’ll never understand the pain of always being taken so seriously as someone who is almost never serious. Lighten up, buttercups 🥰

Jesus was a socialist. And the reason that makes so many modern-day Christians mad is because many modern-day Christians aren’t actually followers of Christ at all. They’re followers of worldly possessions. Jesus did not say “save your money” or “it’s okay if you sin once in a

Why do so many gay men complain about the dating pool while simultaneously self-sabotaging relationships with commitment issues and low self-worth?

Canada is a sinking ship.

Happy Valentine’s Day to my fellow single hoes out there ♥️

Me

First word that comes to mind when you think of Justin Bieber?

🏳️‍🌈 Tops: drop a comment

Genuine question… why are people upset that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl? He’s handsome, talented, and extremely popular. Did I miss something? Again, genuine question.

https://t.co/PnZqTgnGbf

But do aliens believe in *me?*

What’s this genre of man called?

I want to drink this man’s semen straight from the tap

Did I download the wrong Superman?

Found another one. You’re welcome!

Thoughts?