RT @kapildwasnik: So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through #Swiggy. In the order details I mentioned “Please mention i….

RT @SN07: I feel helpless. Papa has been stranded in the DXB airport since Sunday with 23 others. There is a couple who is 75 and 73 years….

RT @CCSFAwards: Catch the Nominations for the first ever #CriticsChoiceShortFilmAwards in the #BlueRoom. #CatchTheShortys .

RT @ArvindKejriwal: Interesting song - http://t.co/TAK8c8taos.

Ivan-aanu-vic! #ivanovic # chelsea #mallu #pun.

RT @doctoratlarge: Democracy, as someone said, is based on the premise that a large mass of individually stupid people can collectively tak….

#IamSoJoblessThat i actually go around physically following all the people i follow on twitter.

#ImJustPakaoedBecause i cant come up with anything interesting to win this contest.

Kim K has been sold to Arsenal?? Single most imp piece of business ever by #wenger. Personal or professional. #arsenal #allthekims.

Maybe faster wifi in the parliament for quicker porn buffering too ? #flyingmaharajas.

NDTV.NASA's 3D printer makes pizzas for astronauts. http://t.co/r26eRUVUbx ASTRONAUTS HAVE ALL THE FUN. DAMMIT.

HAZARDOUS AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! Back within touching distance. #chelsea #cheliv #hazard #stamfordbridge.

India wants change. It's AAParent. #aamaadmiparty #revolutionary #times #sandsofchange.

India goes to Mars?! Frantically searching for tickets on #redbus. #whatistherocketsmileageyaar?.

Hey y'all! Here's my bbm pin cos apparently whatsapp facebook twitter, wechat pigeons& handshakes just arent enough. #newworld #social #sigh.

Don't judge a man by his 1st email id. Having said that, i think ladiesjustcantgetenoughofkora142@hotmail.com is still quite trendy.